Dog Eat Baby

Adam@Home

Damn.  Clayton isn't too fond of his little brother.  "Yeah, you should have held out for something less smelly and drooly."

Boomerangs

"If my daughter grows fangs then perhaps I will give her the love and attention she never got from me growing up."

Dog Eat Doug

Whoa.  Looks like Sophie the Dog has brutally murdered Doug's mom and dad.  Now that the parental figures are out of the way, the strip can finally live up to its name.

Gasoline Alley

Uh...her husband almost died.  Yeah, she should be frantic.  Why does he have to be such a dick about it?

Herb and Jamaal

She's crying because she found Herb's old love letters to Jamaal.

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What's wrong with Popeyes?

Hello. Peter here again, bringing you more comics review.

Brevity

If you didn't notice, this comic depicts Big Bird ordering food from KFC. That's K-F-C. And in case you missed it, this bird is going be eating something from KFC.

Ziggy

"Ziggy" breaks the fourth wall by literally shitting on itself.

Bob the Squirrel

With this comic, the punchline always needs some work.

Dark Side of the Horse

I don't think I've ever seen a dog in this comic, so why does the horse own a dog bowl? Maybe he once had a dog, but it died of neglect; after all, this strip does depict a very lazy horse.

Dog Eat Doug

That Ninja cat is awesome. It should definitely be a recurring character in this strip. Most cats are wannabe ninjas anyway.

Scary Gary

I guess Bigfoot is more threatening and dangerous than a beer-bellied vampire.

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Awesome Sunday Comics*

Why does Comics.com send out the comic strip email so late? I know I could just go to their site and read the comics there but I shouldn't have to. That's why I have them send the email to me.

I was going to post the comics that mentioned the Oscars today but I'm against the Oscars this year since they basically nominated every movie that came out this year for Best Picture. Yes, I understand "The Dark Knight" not getting nominated was very heartbreaking but jumping from five nominees to ten just seems stupid. Why not six or seven?

Gasoline Alley 3/7/10

HAHAHAHA!!! Then Cain slew Abel. The Bible is full of fun, lighthearted stories like that.

Dog Eat Doug 3/7/10

At first I thought those animals were kangaroos but then I realized they must be deer. Right? They are deer, right?

And what happened to the snow we see in the second, third and fourth panel?

Curtis 3/7/10

I think Curtis is slightly overreacting to his hatred of the word "awesome". It's just a word and I think, like "cool", it's here to stay.

Doodles 3/7/10

Um, I guess that's one way you could leave the dragon's stomach.

Family Circus 3/7/10

Why do Bil and Jeff continue to make strips that just perpetuate the already universal hatred of Jeffy?

Mary Worth 3/7/10

So Mary Worth did absolutely nothing to solve this problem? Somehow I think she'll still be able to lecture Dawn and Wilbur though.

La Cucuracha 3/7/10

Yeah, the Na'vi don't really exist. It was just a movie. They will not actually be at the Oscars. (At least I hope not.)

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids 3/7/10

Okay, Slylock has given up trying to help the idiotic denizens of Forest City and has just started making stuff up.

*Not technically awesome

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Baby-Eating Sunday

Sunday comics for all, in glorious COLOR!!

Ginger Meggs 1/10/10

What kind of moronic person would do this? You never post on Facebook when you are skipping work or school because even if it's legitimate, it still raises questions.

Adam@Home 1/10/10

I've never seen it but I thought that "Transformers" was a decent movie. It was the second one that made people physically ill.

Wee Pals 1/10/10

So the police in this city monitor how fast people drive on the sidewalk? Or in the park? That's not the only problem I have with this strip. The fact that Morrie takes three panels to do what two could've done easily just urks me.

Dog Eat Doug 1/10/10

I know the baby just crawled away to break that shiny thing but I'd like to think the dog ate the baby. This pleases me.

Mother Goose & Grimm 1/10/10

Yeah! You wouldn't understand you weird purple cat, raccoon thing.

Compu-Toon 1/10/10

Hmm, that's not how High-Defintion works. That's not how it works at all.

Momma 1/10/10

Hmm, that's not how thoughts works. That's not how they work at all.

What did Momma honestly expect to find? You'd think she'd know her son better by now.

The Amazing Spider-Man 1/10/10

I have been following Spider-Man over at Meekrat and I clearly remember when Wolverine left but we got a glimpse of Sabretooth and I was excited. Then we got a stupid story about Sandman's daughter and the day being saved by a fricking henchman--not ol' Web-head. So now Sabretooth is back. Will Wolverine be back as well?

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Do You Know Where Your Pants Are Right Now?

(Edited to change the post title. Proofreading is important kids.)

Tuesday is here once again and that means it must be one day until Wednesday. Unless you mean the Wednesday 3 weeks from know, then it doesn't.

Also, it's election day! It may not be a super important one, but voting for your local council members and any levies/propositions is still a good idea lest the government try to pull something on you.


Brewster Rockit 11/3/09

Who here can say they haven't had an out-pants-experience. I know I've had several of them. Right around the time I started this new medication I got from my local pharmacy. It's not a regular pharmacy that you might see in a grocery store. It's in an alleyway. I go there because it's really cheap and they don't ask a lot of questions. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that the best kinds of experiences are out-of-pants experiences because they're just like regular experiences but without pants.



Dog Eat Doug 11/3/09

You know a concept has jumped the shark when it's used by a dog in a comic strip. It's not as bad as when it's used by a cat in a comic strip, but it's pretty close.

At least the dog didn't say 'EPIC FAIL.'



Red and Rover 11/3/09

Red's mom should be more worried that he's having full conversations with the dog. I know I get scared whenever I see somebody talking to an animal as if it were talking back. Good thing that mostly happens when I visits the asylum.



The Flying McCoys 11/3/09

That clown really seems to be enjoying the way the doctor is cupping his ass.

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The Wizard of Disco

I'm recovering nicely, but still feeling a bit crappy. As a result you only get two comics today.


Dog Eat Doug 10/19/09

Who knew that cows were so smart? It almost makes you feel bad that we treat them so badly and them eat them.

Almost.



Scary Gary 10/19/09

Well little monster, I'll tell you who wants to dress up for Halloween. Gay Frankenstein monsters, that's who.

Also, if they were a couple, wouldn't they want to have costumes that go together? Even though they're both gay icons, Cher and Judy Garland just don't go together. One is classy and the other is tacky. One has talent and one doesn't. I'll let you decide which is which.

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Of Handjobs and Anuses

Today is Tuesday. This means that the week is almost 3/7ths complete. Unless you start your week on Monday, then it's only almost 2/7ths complete.

Does anyone care about these intro pieces? I find them to be really stupid most of the time. Which is sad since I write them.

Anyway, here's the other stupid things I write.


Dog Eat Doug 9/22/09

I have only one question: how did that small dog get on the table? Is there an unoccupied chair that we can't see? Or is the table just extremely low?

That really is my only complaint because dogs actually do act that way.



Frog Applause 9/22/09

So the giant wiener is asking for a handjob? While I don't find it particularly amusing I will give Frog Applause credit for being creative when it comes to disguising sexual terms in a comic strip.



The Argyle Sweater 9/22/09

Do I spy a turkey anus? I think that I do. It makes me happy when naked creatures are drawn with anatomical correctness.

Also, it's just plain funny to see a turkey anus.



Cathy 9/22/09

A new twist on the 'Smile and nod and slowly back away' theory on dealing with crazy people.

If I was a female I would be upset with the constant stereotyping of women as complete psychological disasters in Cathy.

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Don't Like It? Text Us!

It is now Tuesday. With that knowledge we can assume that xy is bringing you humour and that he will do so tomorrow as well.



Dog Eat Doug 8/18/09

Awesome. My only question is how does the baby know what devoured means? If the baby knows that, then surely it can know that the dog is lying.



Brainwaves 8/18/09

Clearly someone has never watched CNN recently. They are constantly bombarding you with Twitter this and Facebook that. It's really annoying. We watch so you can tell us the news not so we can tell you the news.



Cathy 8/18/09

Cathy obviously doesn't watch TV or she would know that gray is not hot. They even have a commercial about it. The old man is in a bar with his gray beard and gets shot down by a 40 year old hottie(?). Then Walt Frazier gives him Just For Men and his beard is turned jet black. Now he can score any hottie he wants. Stupid Cathy.

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Can You Feel The Hate Tonight?

What is up my fellow people? Had a good weekend I hope, of course how could it not be great? You were treated to my rambling on Saturday along with beer and explosions. That makes for a good day in my book.

Here's a few comics to soften your hangover.


Yenny 7/6/09

There really isn't anything to make fun of here, I just though you might enjoy some more cartoon skin.



Non Sequitur 7/6/09

You mean Hell? Usually when I hear the phrase 'special place' I think about vaginas and penises. Usually 'special place' is used in child abuse cases. Usually when you mean Hell, you just say it. There's no need to pussyfoot around the word Hell when you have an entire ass on display.



Frog Applause 7/6/09

Remember last week when I gave some respect to Frog Applause? No? You mean you don't read each and every post? Well that's why I gave you a link. Go read, it will only take a second.


Back? Okay, on with the post.

Back then I said I no longer felt the urge to kill when I read Frog Applause. Well, this strip has renewed that fire inside me. I'm not sure if the overuse of 'working' is supposed to be humorous, but it isn't. The punchline is a well worn one and hasn't been funny since the early 1960's. If the art was better maybe I could let it slide, but it looks like something even I could draw.


I really need to stop reading Frog Applause.



Dog Eat Doug 7/6/09

Now here's a punchline I can get behind. But not too close. Shit jokes will always amuse me, partly because I have a child-like mind and partly because it takes creativity to get them into a newspaper comic strip.

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Some Evening Humour

Tonight, I will bring to you some comic relief in the form of a time-honored tradition: A review using title variations. For example, if a comic strip is called "King's Cuffes" (yeah, I made that up) I will use some (or all) of the letters in the title to form a review such as "Effing sucks!" with various punctuation changes, but no letters used besides the ones in the title. Get it?
To tell you the truth, this isn't really a time-honored tradition, but my brother once reviewed some movies this way... and it's been a long day and I'm lazy. Good thing we have XY to do some real work around here.

All strips are from today, 6-05-09.
So... to begin.

Review of Bo Nanas using only the letters in "Bo Nanas."











A snob, an ass; a b-b-basin. Bo Nanas as "boss"... n/a.

Review of Brewster Rockit using only the letters in "Brewster Rockit."











Brewster work be worst wit! Two twits... tsk tsk.

Review of Dog Eat Doug using only the letters in "Dog Eat Doug."











Good god! Get a GED. Dodge da odd dog duet.

Review of The Duplex using only the letters in "The Duplex."











He leapt; the depth helped expel. Duped dude: hexed.

Review of The Elderberries using only the letters in "The Elderberries."











Let her stir her terrible shit, eh? ...I bet the elder'll relist her this bed-tide.
Okay, that last one was reaching a bit with "bed-tide" (I was going for "evening," but...)

Review of The Fusco Brothers using only the letters in "The Fusco Brothers."











Truth hurts. Trust the tutor.
...torso of our Fusco brother be of toro? Fusco brother's torso sort of stout. Huh.

Review of Eek using only the letters in... okay, even I'm not that good. Normal, boring review instead.











Actually, the optimist would hope to God that she's completely empty, otherwise the vampire might be still lurking around, hungry... perhaps he's lurking in that ominous shadow on the bottom-right? Also, the dude on the left has vampire-esque hair and a violet suit-jacket. He's definitely the culprit. The toothless guy on the right better watch out.
Or, maybe the chick in purple just lives in her basement (hence the paleness) and had an attack of narcolepsy, therefore quickly falling asleep before she could close her eyes.


Goodnight, y'all!

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