Of Handjobs and Anuses

Today is Tuesday. This means that the week is almost 3/7ths complete. Unless you start your week on Monday, then it's only almost 2/7ths complete.

Does anyone care about these intro pieces? I find them to be really stupid most of the time. Which is sad since I write them.

Anyway, here's the other stupid things I write.


Dog Eat Doug 9/22/09

I have only one question: how did that small dog get on the table? Is there an unoccupied chair that we can't see? Or is the table just extremely low?

That really is my only complaint because dogs actually do act that way.



Frog Applause 9/22/09

So the giant wiener is asking for a handjob? While I don't find it particularly amusing I will give Frog Applause credit for being creative when it comes to disguising sexual terms in a comic strip.



The Argyle Sweater 9/22/09

Do I spy a turkey anus? I think that I do. It makes me happy when naked creatures are drawn with anatomical correctness.

Also, it's just plain funny to see a turkey anus.



Cathy 9/22/09

A new twist on the 'Smile and nod and slowly back away' theory on dealing with crazy people.

If I was a female I would be upset with the constant stereotyping of women as complete psychological disasters in Cathy.