Showing posts with label Close to Home. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Close to Home. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Terrible Tuesday

by Hal Bent

It's Terrible Tuesday, so let's see what fresh horror the comic strips have for the unsuspecting masses just looking for a chuckle. 

Adam@Home by Brian Basset:


I'm afraid that this blog is turning into the "I hate Adam@Home blog" because I seem drawn to comic each day with such strong emotion. Today, it's the second panel and the unclad chest of Adam. Does the discerning comic viewer need to see this balding, big-schnozz slob's chest?  Nay, I say, nay! Look at panel two...it's like a face saying "ooh". Bleeech. 


Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart:
This is an example of a comic that could be slightly humorous with a better, less "shove it in your face" punchline.  The comic should have the second panel show the Wizard carrying a large, empty box saying "Just setting up the new security system" or whatnot. The third panel should depict the box in front of the neighbor's house with the Wizard walking away and the box should say something like "50 inch HD Flat Screen Television" or something to that effect. 


Close to Home by John McPherson:
You can push the envelope, or you can go right past the line and keep going.  Uncle Howie is beyond sick.  Way beyond sick!  That is one of those where the more you think about it, the worse it gets. That's the best terrible of the day, for sure.

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Daily Comics Review: Thursday Quickies


by Hal Bent

Yes, I know, its been a while since I posted. Thank you all for sticking with the site and coming back.  Between trying to get ready for vacation with a stressful week at the regular 9-5 job, and then being away with family time, I somehow had not posted in a few days.  Then, Marathon Monday happened. As you can see from my Blogger ID, the greater Boston area is my home.  While on vacation, I was glued to twitter, the television news outlets, and just shocked by what took place just one block away from where I had worked in Boston for almost ten years. Thinking about how I had annually taken a break from work to go out and stand and applaud the many runners crossing the finish line far after the winners on television.  Standing and applauding at the same approximate time in the same approximate place where the first explosive device detonated and hurt so many innocent people. How lucky I was that I no longer was in the city for Patriots Day, that I was no longer at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, where I was for so many years without incident.  Somehow, after that fateful day, I had a hard time finding the motivation and energy to write about anything, let alone humor, with this hanging over my head.  At that time, I just needed to be where I felt safe, with those I love, and that was where I was, with my family with me.

There are still no answers as I write this, no delusional reason given, no culprit in custody, no someone to point our collective fingers at and wonder WHY so much pain was deliberately delivered on a day and event about community, togetherness, and accomplishment.  Just like all the other tragedies in our lifetime, life does go on.  Whether the Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11, Hurricanes, flooding, tsunamis, or whatever disaster, be it man-made or a natural force, there is a time of mourning that does not end, but rather just gets pushed down deeper until life continues:  The sun rises, the calendar moves forward, and another day and its unique challenges face us all.  In that, we as a people require something more to get through each day, and part of that is humor.  The Daily Comics Review is a very small part of that, but one that is important to me, and helps me get through each day with the small bits of humor it imparts (some would say very, very small amounts of humor...).  In that, it is necessary as part of moving forward in my regular life to share these thoughts on the site, if only to escape reality for a brief period of time.   With that, thank you for the indulgence, and as always, thank you for allowing me to snark on these comic strips and give me that brief laugh that helps life go on.  


Thank you, Keith Knight. 

Now, onto the Thursday Quickies: 

Bliss by Harry Bliss:
That is simply the funniest comic strip I have read all year.  The look on his face, the gorilla's arm around his shoulders, that is priceless. 


Close to Home by John McPherson:

Wait, fishermen are sexually attracted to the fish that they catch?  Is that the point?  I fish, I am not attracted to fish. This is wrong.  Soooooo wrong. 


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:
I was groaning in mock horror before I got through the first panel.  Way to mail it in, Shoe. 


The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside:
My dog would agree: That would be cruel and unusual punishment. 


Legend of Bill by David Reddick:

I have no clue what the heck is going on here, but figured it can't be all bad and a great way to end the Thursday Quickies.  (Actually, Warrix is fighting the Wizard in the past, it's been building up for four months and now Shiarra is interrupting to try and get her dragon back from Warrix. Gnomes are freaking everywhere in the comic strip, just because. What a great comic!) 

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Funnies

It's Friday!  Friday should be the best comics of the week...story lines wrapping up, highest readers other than stand-alone Sundays, and syndicates juggling dailies for the best of the bunch.  Here's five funnies for Friday:

Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen:

Here's an idea, you two fat twits: go to a Doctor and ask him about the effects of a high wheat diet.  If there was a Doctor who had half a brain, he'd tell tubby here that he was at risk for a number of health issues due to his weight and especially due to his shape and storing fat in his belly. Maybe he's been going to the same idiot Doctors I went to for years begging them to help me lose weight.  I remember one who said "take it easy on the McDonalds, y'know. Heck, you're skinnier than I am! Huh-hah."  Then I finally found a Doctor who actually knew a thing or two and one proper diagnosis later I'm 60 pounds lighter and 100 times healthier.  But, hey, what the heck, let green sweater here keep filling up on those empty carbohydrates until he drives up health premiums even higher. 


Bewley by Anthony Blades: 
I only put this one here because it reminded me of yesterday when I had my kids at their grandparents and we were sitting in the living room when we went to pick them up.  My 9 year-old daughter made a comment about marriage or something, and my 11 year-old son pipes up "well, first you need to learn how to stimulate a man." IN FRONT OF HIS GRAND-PARENTS!  He later explained it as "I learned it in health class", but my parents had a heck of a laugh over that conversation. But like this comic, that's how I felt. "Good idea, son. Tell me all about the birds and bees!"


Close to Home by John McPherson:
Anyone who has ever worked in a call center will enjoy this Close to Home.  Hearing "I was on hold for XX minutes, what the #*@&^% are 'you people' doing there?"  I like to think that all of those options in the comic are running through their head.  


Love Is... by Kim Casali, conceived by and drawn by Bill Asprey;
Wait.  What??? Does that..wow. Follow your heart, don't go black? Is that the message? Black thoughts?  Think love, not black thoughts. How about "evil" instead, or something other than "black" that may have racial connotations. Is there an editor looking at these? Yeesh. 


Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler:
What are those the not nice words? She's showing him out in the morning, right? Otherwise he'd be calling her on the phone or texting her.  So what's the story? Sexually incompatible? Selfish? (I'm trying so hard to be nice here and not type anything inappropriate here.)  Of course, I have no ideas about the relationship of these two individuals.  This could be a nosy neighbor asking about those "goat noises" he thought he heard.  Maybe this guy is just picking-up his carpooling co-worker and he saw who she was with at last call?  This comic just gets more and more interesting the more I think about it!


Have a great weekend, all!  Thanks as always for reading!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Bubble Gum Farts and People Food

Adam@Home
Adam@Home

Laura is too amused by her own cleverness to pay attention to her parenting responsibilities.  But it works out in the end anyway:  Laura's absent-minded detachment from her kids is punishment enough for Clayton.

Boom Hilda
Broom Hilda
So it looks like Broom Hilda has finally been caught and is being tried for witchcraft.  Judging by the trigger happy (or should I say match-strike happy?) attitude of the jury, I'd say Broom Hilda isn't long for this world.

The Buckets
The Buckets
The mom here isn't overreacting to her son's "Kids Say the Darndest Things" moment, rather, she is slow-jamming her favorite song that just popped into her head.  Yeah, overmedicating yourself can have disturbing consequences.

Close to Home
Close to Home
Somebody out there please make this a real thing.  It would be HILARIOUS.

Eek!
Eek!
Ug.  This gag has been done before.  Come on Eek!

Speaking of retread ideas...

F Minus
F Minus

The Flying McCoys 
The Flying McCoys
A near identical gag on the same day!  I swear, cartoonists all must subscribe to same newsletter.  The back page must be "10 Comic Strip Ideas In Case You Are Lame and Uncreative and Totally Can't Think of Anything Right Now."

Alright, that's all for now.  See you next week!




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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Flying Blind

I apologize for the lateness.


I'd like to announce a new project I'm working on, and if you like these weekly comics, then you'll probably like the project. You'll be able to find more news about it at the Meekrat Entertainment Group when it becomes available.

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Good ..... and the Sad

Happy Sunday, everyone. Matt here, and, as a slight plug, anyone with even a passing interest in animation should check out Lion King in 3D. It's only around for a week or so and well worth it.


Now, on with the show:

The Good

The Duplex

The Duplex

It's a fairly weak Sunday, but this gave me a quick chuckle.



The Sad

Soup to Nutz

Soup to Nutz

I couldn't stand this comic a few weeks ago and I can't stand it now. So, basically, he finds some money thinks of poor kids and a poor man and gives it to the poor box and then he finds some more money, thinks of the same poor kids and poor man, and buys himself some ice cream. WTF? I get that the comic is trying to show some link between doing good and a reward, but why even have the extra panels of him thinking of the poor kid/man again? That's just bizzare (and a bit depressing).

Close to Home

Close to Home

And, for a 130 pound man, couldn't he have just turned sideways and walked between the bars? Those have to be the most generously spaced prison bars ever.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Heathcliff: No One Should

It's Meekrat, doing Mondays now, and you should read my site. There's a new comic up there. So yeah, here's some comic reviews:

Close to Home, 07/18

It's not a bad joke, but the caption for it is really clumsy. All we really need to know is that he's a doctor, while the bypass stuff is simply extraneous information. Perhaps a better way to tell it would simply to have the doctor walking into his office carrying the box of old, used medical supplies?

Dick Tracy, 07/18
Honeymoon's mother was a woman from space who married Dick Tracy's son and was later killed in a car bombing. Did you know that there was a whole thing around the sixties when stuff like that was normal? People from space and sci-fi related stuff, I mean. Not car bombing.

For Heaven's Sake, 07/18
This joke is lame and, while this is the first time I've seen this comic, I'm willing to bet it's even worse than "B. C." at its most religious. Let's keep a look out, shall we?

Heathcliff, 07/18
Heathcliff may have come first, but it was never more popular than Garfield. Even when both of them had cartoons, Garfield always had an edge over the one he usurped. The show is remembered now, but when I found out it was a comic strip, I was quite surprised. No one cares about Heathcliff, really, which is why I was quite surprised when I found this game at GameStop (I had photos of the game in the wild but they wouldn't transfer from my phone due to so many computer problems):
The fact that anyone would make any sort of video game about Heathcliff in 2011, or whenever this game came out, is absolutely absurd. At least they didn't put much effort into it, making it a simple "Spot the Differences" game using panels from the comic strip. Which doesn't explain this:
They actually put effort into making a Heathcliff game. What is this world coming to?

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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Reign of the Captain Victoriouses

It's another Sunday so let's start this thing.

Close to Home 6/4/11
But those burros look so happy to be contributing to the safety of the people of New York.

Cornered 6/4/11
On the original strip received with our comics today, the pedals were moving and so was the bed. It was almost as creepy as For Better of For Worse's blinking eyes on their official site.

Ink Pen 6/5/11
Ink Pen, like Brewster Rockit, is one of those off-the-wall strips that always seem to be consistently funny.

Love Is... 6/4/11
The two kids in Love Is... are terrible parents. Sometimes they have a child, sometimes they don't. Maybe they run a daycare and "borrow" other people's children to make it look like they have their own kids because they cannot have any of their own. If that's the case then today's strip is really sad.

Born Loser 6/5/11
So I don't like the new format for The Born Loser now that it's on GoComics. I find it odd that Gladys doesn't know who to root for but I am curious about Brutus' twin in the seat in front of them.

And since our Brutus is the one with facial hair, that makes him the evil one.

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

As I was going through the comics today, I noticed FoxTrot was a little different. First of all, it was in Spanish so I couldn't understand it but I powered through it thinking there was going to be a great joke at the end...
FoxTrot (Spanish)
But there wasn't so I went to foxtrot.com and saw that GoComics sent the email with the Spanish version. They also did this with Stone Soup but I didn't look at the English version of that.
FoxTrot (English)

Lockhorns 12/5/10
Lockhorns
I don't know what happened to Loretta in the first panel but it's good to know a case of amnesia isn't clouding her hatred of Leroy.

It's good that Leroy beat her so hard that she forgot what happened so now she won't be able to press charges against him.

Close to Home 12/5/10
Close to Home
I don't get this. What's going on?

Wee Pals 12/5/10
Wee Pals
I hate Wee Pals.

Bizarro 12/5/10
Bizarro
Won't somebody think of the children!?!

Hey, let's go see what going on over in Heathcliff
Heathcliff
OH, DEAR GOD!! WHAT IS GOING ON?! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!!

Ink Pen 12/5/10
Ink Pen
P.J. got tall. And speaking of Family Circus...

Family Circus
I love all the looks on the kids' faces. It looks like they are all doing it for retribution and revenge. "How dare you drool on my pillow" (Mar), "How dare you be born therefore becoming the youngest." (Apr), "How dare Daddy spend more time in the garden than with me." (May), "I'm sick of brown dogs, white is better!" (July), "Qing Dynasty vases pale in comparison to Ming." (Oct), "This ponytail does not pass muster." (Nov)

Birdbrains 12/5/10
Birdbrains
Ha! Bailout jokes are just as topical now as they were back in 2008.

Mary Worth 12/5/10
Mary Worth
Who else reading Mary Worth is tired of Jill badmouthing marriage? Look, Jill, just because your marriage failed and you soften the pain with meaningless sex and booze doesn't mean everybody's marriage will fail. Have you ever thought that maybe your marriage failed because you are a bitch? No? Well, I suggest you think about that.

Born Loser 12/5/10
Born Loser
And Brutus is the master nitwit. Oh, yeah. I went there.

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