Showing posts with label Shoe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shoe. Show all posts

Monday, June 24, 2013

Manic Monday

by Hal Bent

It's manic, make no doubt about it! No time to chat or philosophize in the introduction. Let's jump right in:

9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron:

That so-called baby is gigantic. No way that thing is anything but a little person infiltrating this household and reporting back to his masters: "Honorable Master, the idiot Americans have no clue to my existence as an agent and not their hideous offspring who is long since spirited away. In fact, they seem nonplussed by my using my laptop in front of them and reporting on the nuclear capabilities of the reactor in town. Attached are the newest photos of the security guard change-over at 0800 and 1600 hours."


Working It Out by Charlos Gary:

Speaking of Google, not only does this joke scream "THAT WAS FUNNY...WHEN I FIRST READ IT IN 1998", but smartphones today (by today, I mean the last ten years) have these these things called "Apps" including these things called "browsers" that run...Google and other search engines.  


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:
If a comic strip references a one hit wonder terrible hippie band from 45 years ago, it should be retired. Immediately. 

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

Saturday Specials

by Hal Bent

A lazy Saturday morning with rain all last night soaking the ground (and getting me out of lawn-mowing) and tennis on TV puts me in a mellow mood and ready to read my daily dose of newspaper comic strips.  Today is a good day to get in some ribbing at family and friends, show off my thousands of dollars wasted on an education that consisted of reading Shakespeare and writing long, boring thesis papers that had already been written by thousands and thousands of liberal arts majors through the years, think about what really happens with door handles, and get my occasional freak-out courtesy of Pluggers. 


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:


I'm always up for a good Shakespeare pun, but the bar setting throws me off as lazy and unispired (Oh wait, that's like Shoe's trademark and stuff).  Why would anyone eat yogurt at a bar? Does the bar serve yogurt? Did he pull it outta his pocket?  Did you ever look at how much sugar is in yogurt? It's like eating half a bag of jelly beans. How did it get this reputation as a health food, anyway?

Back to the horrible Shoe comic: Why the Hamlet reference? Wouldn't it be funnier to go all King Lear and have the bird-creature with a jar of jelly upside down and a spoon and shout: "Out, vile jelly. Where is thy lustre now?" and instead of Cornwall plucking the eyeballs of Gloucester out, the summer community theatre bird-creature is simply trying to get jam out of a jar to put on his toast?  Now that would be humor!


Reality Check by Dave Whamond:
Look at that look of defeat and despair for life on the charactor's face!  He isn't pulling the finger and heariing the fart noise to open the door, oh no! He is dropping trousers and backing up into into the door.  I mean, you know in real life someone would be doing that to a door handle like that.  


Pluggers by Gary Brookins:
Pluggers, they're stupid? No, let me try that again. 
Pluggers don't have time for fancy, big city ideas like "plot", "theme", "symbolism" and "character development".  Nope, just pander to the lowest common denominator of the audience and slap on a trite and vapid ending at the conclusion and you have Pluggers paradise in the theatre. 

I try to stay away from Pluggers as a general rule.  I see the dog and chicken as a couple, think of them procreating, and get all freaked out and swear off Pluggers again.  I mean, the dog-person driving the car is going to want to kill and eat the chicken-creature.  When I was a kid at home on the farm, the dog took out a few chickens as a snack now and again.  I never remember the dog trying to procreate with the chickens. Damn it, Pluggers...you're doing it to me again! Get these thoughts out of my head!!! I HATE YOU, PLUGGERS!!!


Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau:
I'm just throwing this one out to see if any of my friends with PhD's are reading this morning.  Any real doctors here? Bwah-hah-hah!


9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney:
I love it when people propose at the end of the first date. I think that's what my brother has done (twice now). Bwah-hah-hah! I am cracking myself up this morning!  

Have a great Saturday and thanks for reading!

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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday Quickies

by Hal Bent

Thursday Quickies!!!!

Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart:

This has to be a 2008 reprint, right?  No way their cultural references are 5 years old. (Wait, what am I saying? That's timely for newspaper comics)


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:



(Shakes head. scrolls down to next comic)


The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose:

The comics have mention of sex today: The old folks are gonna be sending those angry letters to the editors.


9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney

She is excited thinking about him singing and washing his junk 35 times in 5 minutes? I mean, that's what guys do (other than imagine what it's like to have boobs). Am I missing something here?  I think this is where we call it a night!

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Terrible Tuesday

by Hal Bent

Tuesdays somehow skate with Mondays getting all the Garfield-related anguish, grief and curses heaped upon it.  Tuesdays are as bad as Monday, if not worse since Monday is horrible going back to work and Tuesday is a Groundhog Day type repeat.  At least Wednesdays are Webcomics Wednesdays here at the DCR and bring a glimmer of hope.

Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen:


Speaking of terrible, how do metal bra/bikini's work like in this cartoon or a Thor comic book? Cold, uncomfortable, and constricting come to mind (of course, all brassieres could be that way for all I know).  I see this, and think that this is a concept that no sane woman would ever conceive, let alone wear.  "For the warrior woman who needs extra support!"  Also, what exactly is the blessing for in this cartoon? Is he leaving the house or entering? Not really sure this explains a lot after the reader gets past all the metal wear. 



Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel  //  Bliss by Harry Bliss  //  Eek! by Scott Nickel:


Is this a bizarre circumstance and random occurrence of the Universe? Do cartoonists correspond on a platform and bounce ideas off each other like "Let's have mythical creatures sitting down at a psych exam, at an awkward angle on a table, or in their waiting room--that would be funny."  Forget that none of these are actually funny in any way, shape or form: I am just fascinated that they all exist on the same day.  Kudos to Bliss for that great Wolfman, though.  



Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:

As a Massachusetts resident, I thoroughly enjoy seeing the hideous, drunken politician bird-creature representing long-time Senior Senator from Massachusetts--Ted Kennedy--is still alive and sneaking away with call girls at every opportunity.  And, yes, I read the Kennedy-Bird-Creature's voice in my head with that distinctive Kennedy accent. 




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Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Daily Comics Review: Thursday Quickies


by Hal Bent

Yes, I know, its been a while since I posted. Thank you all for sticking with the site and coming back.  Between trying to get ready for vacation with a stressful week at the regular 9-5 job, and then being away with family time, I somehow had not posted in a few days.  Then, Marathon Monday happened. As you can see from my Blogger ID, the greater Boston area is my home.  While on vacation, I was glued to twitter, the television news outlets, and just shocked by what took place just one block away from where I had worked in Boston for almost ten years. Thinking about how I had annually taken a break from work to go out and stand and applaud the many runners crossing the finish line far after the winners on television.  Standing and applauding at the same approximate time in the same approximate place where the first explosive device detonated and hurt so many innocent people. How lucky I was that I no longer was in the city for Patriots Day, that I was no longer at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, where I was for so many years without incident.  Somehow, after that fateful day, I had a hard time finding the motivation and energy to write about anything, let alone humor, with this hanging over my head.  At that time, I just needed to be where I felt safe, with those I love, and that was where I was, with my family with me.

There are still no answers as I write this, no delusional reason given, no culprit in custody, no someone to point our collective fingers at and wonder WHY so much pain was deliberately delivered on a day and event about community, togetherness, and accomplishment.  Just like all the other tragedies in our lifetime, life does go on.  Whether the Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11, Hurricanes, flooding, tsunamis, or whatever disaster, be it man-made or a natural force, there is a time of mourning that does not end, but rather just gets pushed down deeper until life continues:  The sun rises, the calendar moves forward, and another day and its unique challenges face us all.  In that, we as a people require something more to get through each day, and part of that is humor.  The Daily Comics Review is a very small part of that, but one that is important to me, and helps me get through each day with the small bits of humor it imparts (some would say very, very small amounts of humor...).  In that, it is necessary as part of moving forward in my regular life to share these thoughts on the site, if only to escape reality for a brief period of time.   With that, thank you for the indulgence, and as always, thank you for allowing me to snark on these comic strips and give me that brief laugh that helps life go on.  


Thank you, Keith Knight. 

Now, onto the Thursday Quickies: 

Bliss by Harry Bliss:
That is simply the funniest comic strip I have read all year.  The look on his face, the gorilla's arm around his shoulders, that is priceless. 


Close to Home by John McPherson:

Wait, fishermen are sexually attracted to the fish that they catch?  Is that the point?  I fish, I am not attracted to fish. This is wrong.  Soooooo wrong. 


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:
I was groaning in mock horror before I got through the first panel.  Way to mail it in, Shoe. 


The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside:
My dog would agree: That would be cruel and unusual punishment. 


Legend of Bill by David Reddick:

I have no clue what the heck is going on here, but figured it can't be all bad and a great way to end the Thursday Quickies.  (Actually, Warrix is fighting the Wizard in the past, it's been building up for four months and now Shiarra is interrupting to try and get her dragon back from Warrix. Gnomes are freaking everywhere in the comic strip, just because. What a great comic!) 

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Thursday, March 28, 2013

The Daily Comics Review: Thursday Quickies

by Hal Bent

It's Thursday and that means it's time for a the Thursday Quickies! Short, snappy, and succinct: Thursdays' just cannot wait to get to Friday and end the week!

Adam@Home by Brian Basset:


What a pig.  Adam is so uncouth, inane, unfunny and unlovable, even his young daughter finds him embarrassing to her in front of her inanimate stuffed animals. 


Free Range by Bill Whitehead:
See, I like this idea.  The Nile floods and and the college students, like how they flock to painting companies in the summer to stand around and sneak beer paint houses, these industrious Egyptian dope smoking drunkards students make just enough money to buy 30 packs of Natural Light support themselves back at school and lessen the burden on their parents. 


Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein:
If only I were 40 years older, I could nod my head sagely, wink at the newspaper (Computers are just fads for young'ens) and say "Aye-yup" as I put my teeth back in after their soak. 


Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich:
Reminds me of the last meeting I was in where my idea was summarily dismissed and shot down and then released as new policy last night. Wait, that makes it just like EVERY meeting I was ever in.


Shoe by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins:
Finally, a clue into what these hideous Shoe creatures actually are as far as a species. A nine month gestation period like a human rather than laying eggs is a huge, huge clue.  Maybe they're post-apocalyptic human bird mutations?  That's the best I can come up with between detesting their lack of humor. 

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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Getting Older

Baldo
Baldo
He went on to say, "...YOU'RE 36 FOR GARSH SAKES!  GET A JOB!"

The Barn
The Barn
Is it because he is so one-of-a-kind stupid?  I would think there would be a lot of stupid sheep out there whether it's on this Earth or its duplicate.

Bewley
Bewley
What's wrong with the "Can I have the check?" mime?  How else are you supposed to tell the waiter that you've sufficiently gorged yourself on overpriced food and would now like to leave as quickly as possible?

Bliss
Bliss
This comic is an example of when a cartoonist can't think of anything funny and instead illustrates that last thing that happened to him that day.

The Born Loser
Born Loser, The
How is she one to talk?  She towers over him!  She is so large that she has to wear a garbage bag with arm holes cut out of it.

Off the Mark
Off The Mark
Well, Batman does regularly operate a bat-plane, so this really shouldn't be so surprising.

Shoe
Shoe
Shoe, you are criticizing an infomercial late at night; I think you are still the one with no life.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I Love Meat!

Agnes
Agnes
"Date Aid?"  So Trout's mom has a visible box of sex toys on her nightstand.  Gross.

Baldo
Baldo
I guess it breaks Tia Carmen's heart that Baldo is a slob that doesn't bother to throw his trash away.

The Duplex
Duplex, The
Is it just me, or does Eno's date exclaim "I love meat" a little too enthusiastically in panel 2?

Herb and Jamaal
Herb and Jamaal
"Herb would you hold me close right now?"

"Not now because I just unclogged a doozy in the bathroom toilet.  I've got shit all over me."

"But I've had a hard day; I really need it right now."

"I know, but I really need to go home and shower first."

"Then can you tell me when is the next time I can feel your embrace?"

"Tonight."

Shoe
Shoe
Um... yeah... not the best thing to tell a costumer that just sat down.  Also, what a very strange thing to ask.  If you're seven years old and writing a report for school about restaurants then maybe that might be an appropriate question.


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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Flipping the Turkey

Happy day before Turkey Day, everyone! Enjoy your stuffed bird, cranberries, potatoes, and such. Time for some comics review!

Barney & Clyde
Barney & Clyde
I love the way Cynthia is smiling in the last panel as if she's thinking, "Ha! Chew on that!" But really, how hard is it to look up the etymology of "etymology?" Apparently very hard when the dictionary you are holding is only 4 pages long.

Cul de Sac
Cul de Sac
Gross. I don't want to know what kind of old person goo that could be.

Momma
Momma
Speaking of gross, is this Francis's first introduction to deodorant? No wonder he is jobless and alone.

Shoe
Shoe
"My Uncle? He's a lazy, good-for-nothing couch potato. Thanks for asking!"

Rhymes with Orange
This gives added meaning to the term, "flipping the bird." Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Thou Shalt Not Make Bad Comics

Just a short post today as there weren't very many comics to write home about.

Joe Vanilla
Is Rybarczyk the box on the box of the chart? Do all those people report to him or does he report to all those people. I'm assuming he reports to all those people which would be annoying but it's not drawn very well.

Ziggy
What is Tom Wilson's obsession with aliens? It seems like Ziggy meets an alien every week.

Shoe
Wait. The Biblical Ten Commandments? On the surface the Commandments seem very easy to uphold. I mean, I haven't upheld them very well but not killing and committing adultery are two of the easier ones to follow.

I wonder who has which Commandment.

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Saturday, August 6, 2011

And Pluggers Is a Waste of Pencil and Pen, What's Your Point?

Lucille Ball would've been 100 today. Best known for playing characters named Lucy in I Love Lucy (1951-1957), The Lucy Show (1962-1968), Here's Lucy (1968-1974) and Life With Lucy (1986), Ball redefined comedy and raised the bar dramatically for women comediennes that only a few women have ever come close to reaching. Ball's last public appearance was as a presenter during the Academy Awards in March of 1989. She passed away one month later. Check out today's Google doodle which has several scenes from I Love Lucy. And don't worry, if you miss it today just click "I'm Feeling Lucky" without typing anything into the search bar and it will take you to all previous Google doodles. Also, I posted some Lucy comics over at my site a few months back for "Thursday Comics" so you can check those out too. Now, let's get on with the comics.

Free Range
I don't think this joke works unless it's in a comic strip because technically the larger, darker words you would be screaming and getting quieter whereas when you are reading an eye chart, you use your normal voice and the letters get smaller. I get what's going on, I just think the writer is really stretching it for a joke.

Shoe
I feel like a panel got chopped off somehow. Did Cosmo's brakes go out? Did Cosmo walk to the bar? How can his car travel between the tree tops? So many questions these two panels just don't answer.

Pluggers
Ha! Pluggers are uncultured philistines.

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