Showing posts with label Ferd'nand. Show all posts
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Friday, January 14, 2011

Nitpicks, Birdbrains, and Death

First off, some nitpick things:
Eek!
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The Thing didn't really name himself. Well, he did, but he was so down-trodden by the fact that he was now a craggy misshapen monster that he latched onto what Sue Storm called him when the Fantastic Four's spaceship crashed: a thing.

Graffiti
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The card game got its name from actual war. I realize this comic is trying to be clever and pithy, but it usually fails pretty hard.

Meaning of Lila
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Not really a nitpick, but it sort of is. I'm going to try not to bring this up every time Meaning of Lila mentions something in or around Cleveland, OH but it's really weird seeing it mention things I know, for a fact, are real.

Next, the evolution of a comic strip. On Wednesday, this was Birdbrains:
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...and so it had been since I started as a DCReviewer way back whenever. It was pretty inoffensive. One of those comics that didn't really stick out, save for the way it was colored. It's colored very nicely, I think. Anyway, since Wednesday's comic was for some reason with the Thursday comics, this was right below it:
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The same art-style, in a way, but the coloring is less dynamic and the caption is typed, not hand-written like it usually was. Also, I'm not sure what to think about the joke. Part of me thinks it's funny and a but clever, but sort of bizarre and mean-spirited. What sort of sadistic jerk brings the sole survivor of a family massacre to the place his loved ones have been mounted? Anyway, I was willing to continue ignoring Birdbrains, but then I came upon today's strip:
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Not colored, but it features the same two humans from the previous strip. It would appear that Birdbrains has evolved from a dime-a-dozen single-panel gag-a-day comic (nicely colored though it was) to something that features an amoral jerk and his chubby mute sidekick. I'll be paying some attention to it for a while, to see what develops.

And now... DEATH:
Ferd'nand
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I'm still amazed that so many comics use death and killing as a punchline. This particular strip is done well, though I guess Ferd'nand has some lingering problems if his wife thinks he's going to hang himself. It's not just this strip, though. Lots of other strips also use death as punchlines, though in most cases it's a predator/prey type thing. Then you have things like Dick Tracy, in which stylized death is one of the strip's trademarks. However, occasionally, you get something like this, from Minimum Security:
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Yes, that's a cop getting shot through the head and falling to the ground so we can see the exit wound. Which I think is a bit much, to be honest, and rather off-putting.

That's it for me today, folks. For more of my output, check out the Meekrat Entertainment Group.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Shark vs Whale vs Marmaduke

Ferd'nand 3/24/10
ferd'nand
Well, now I know why Ferd'nand never says anything.  It's because he lacks the mental capacity to speak, which also makes him unable to solve simple problems, such as raining when your shirt is on the clothesline.



Frazz 3/24/10
frazz
What the crap is the Eureka channel?  Is that a real thing or is the 'funny' way to say Discovery Channel?



Marmaduke 3/24/10
marmaduke
Get it?  Cause Marmaduke is so big.  Hilariously big in fact.  So big that we've done the same joke for over half a century and we're still getting paid.



Rubes 3/24/10
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I would love to see a shark vs. whale battle.  It would be awesome covered in amazing dipped in sweet sauce.  In other words, the most beautiful sight imaginable.

The only thing better would be if Marmaduke was involved somehow.  Maybe he could be the special guest referee.

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Monday, January 4, 2010

Queen Victoria Is Not Funny On Purpose Today

Sorry about Sunday. I was trapped in Kansas City for most of the day but here's some comics for Monday, starting out with The Born Loser which I normally do on my own site but I don't plan on posting today except for the pre-written chapter one of my God-awful novel. You should go check it out.

The Born Loser 1/4/10

So apparently Brutus and Veeblefester have been in some sort of homosexual relationship this entire time. Be careful there, R.W., Brutus is a hard man to quit.

Daddy's Home 1/4/10

Okay, calm down you shrew. It's only the fourth. It's only been the new year for four days. Let the man read his Calvin and Hobbes magazine in peace.

Tom Toles 1/4/10

At least Obama has healthcare so he can get his limbs reattached. Also, Tom here is fairly certain that Obama will be re-elected in 2012. Tom does realize that a second term is not always guaranteed, right?

Brenda Starr 1/4/10

Mark your calendars. January 4, 2010 is when it has officially become illegal to be a part of the "liberal" media. Brenda, I hope you're prepared. I know what goes on in a women's prison. I've seen the movies...

Ferd'Nand 1/4/10

Somehow I don't think Ferd'Nand is qualified to be a doctor. Or a nurse practitioner.

Is his hat sanitary?

Doonesbury 1/4/10

So...is Garry Trudeau trying to tell us he's deleted all of his spam email? Maybe Trudeau has kept all of his reader correspondence for 40 years and he's finally getting rid of it? First Doonesbury I don't understand of the year, check.

New Adventures of Queen Victoria 1/4/10

Nothing funny here. Fauver passed away after a seven year battle with Hodgkin's Disease. Memorial donations may be sent to John Theurer Cancer Center at Hackensack University Medical Center, 360 Essex St., Suite 301, Hackensack, NJ 07601 or National Marrow Doner Program, 3001 Broadway St., NE, Suite 100, Minneapolis, MN 55413-1753 or The Theater at Marietta College, 215 Fifth St., Marietta, Ohio 45750.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Crappy Hair

Sorry that I've been gone folks, but my laziness has really come on strong the past few weeks.




Ferd'nand 12/30/09

So the hot hairstyle in the Ferd'nand Universe is a giant poo? Sweet. Why can't I live in a world with such awesome hair?



BC 12/30/09

Umm...okay. So he's a fish voyeur? How could anyone be turned on by fish having sex with other fish? And more importantly, why is this allowed to run in newspapers across the country? Is this the picture we want to send to the rest of the world? That we're a nation full of people who get horny from watching fish mate? What has become of us?



Free Range 12/30/09

I know it's a lot to ask, but could I please have a joke instead of this pointless panel?

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Find It: Humor

Today is Wednesday. That means it's the last day you have to listen to me before you can enjoy somebody who still has insights to offer and humor to make.

Ferd'nand 9/2/09
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Plumbing doesn't work that way. You can't take the U-trap off and not get water everywhere if the water isn't turned off.



The Dinette Set 9/2/09
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Did you find the cherry? I did but I'm not telling because it's a secret!

What's the deal with the movies-on-ice thing in this strip? Does it make people laugh to think about The Jerk on ice?



Herb & Jamaal 9/2/09
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Yesterday these guys endorsed Christianity as the one true religion. Now the strip breaks new ground by openly declaring that integration is a bad thing. Of course they mask this by pretending to talk about laundry, but we all know what's going on. By 'we' I mean the crazy people that take whatever meaning they want from things instead of the true meaning.


You can't actually find humor in this post. It was a trick. If you did find humor then it's because you are really just me. Or at least like to laugh at things most people don't find funny.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

And Now I Can Resume

Those of you that follow me on twitter may have already guessed what has happened. Basically my computer was trying to commit suicide. Not being able to afford a new computer I had to talk it down from the ledge. And after several days I was finally able to get up and running in smooth fashion again.

I do apologize for the missed days as there were some quite a few comics that could have been eviscerated. You shall receive a larger than average post today, enjoy.

Beetle Bailey 7/29/09
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What? What comes in a box that small? Jewelry? What a gold-digging whore.

But really, what the hell is that? It looks like any eye patch, but I think it's supposed to be a thong.

Also, Killer is either having a stroke or an orgasm. Let's hope it's a stoke so he'll die and we won't have to see him ever again.



Baldo 7/29/09
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Shame is not a sin. Not when it involves an old man in a speedo. I think he should be farther away.



Gil Thorp 7/29/09
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Taking a cue from Mark Trail, Gil Thorp has decided that the villain of the current storyline should look appropriately evil by adding facial hair in the form of a horrifying goatee.



Bound and Gagged 7/29/09
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Because I have my very own wake-up cock.

Also, hotels don't let you bring livestock to your room. Not even one that is hosting a farmers convention.

Also also, is this supposed to be a half-assed attempt at a joke about Comic-Con?



The Boiling Point 7/29/09
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Why is that woman bleeding? She shouldn't be bleeding all over like that from water-boarding.

Also, is there such a thing as a strawberry-scented douche? Because that would be more hilarious than The Boiling Point could ever hope to be.



Ferd'nand 7/29/09
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What kind of shitty paper-shack does Ferd'nand live in? Unless he is using a railroad spike, there is no way the nail should stick that far out the other side of the wall.



Committed 7/29/09
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I don't get it. Maybe because Independence Day the holiday was weeks ago and Independence Day the movie was more than a decade ago.

Hint: If you're going to do movie jokes, make sure it's a movie that is less than 5 years old and/or was extremely memorable.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Either/Or Comics Review

Alley Oop 4/28/09
Alley Oop 4/28/09
Either the Bender's just don't care any more, or 7-year-old August can fit more entertainment in to a single panel line drawing than "professional" cartoonists can write in MONTHS.


Ferd'nand 4/28/09
Ferd'nand 4/28/09
Either perspective drawing is very hard or Ferd'nand is a full grown human living in Hobbiton.


Apartment 3-G 4/28/09
Apartment 3-G 4/28/09
Either Apartment 3-G is a public housing unit for mentally ill people with violent tendencies or it's a collection grounds for all the previous staffers of the US rendition and secret prison camps overseas that we've just closed down.


Dennis the Menace 4/28/09
Dennis the Menace 4/28/09
Who is talking here? Either the Wilsons bought a parrot so they wont have to keep repeating the same old tired lines or Mr. Wilson has accumulated so much raw hatred in his heart that he has acquired the ability to speak with only his mind.

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Friday, April 10, 2009

The Old Guard Dominates the Young Guns

We spend a lot of time here at the DCR decrying the staleness and banality of many older comic strips, but today it's time to recognize why they can still keep up with the new strips out there. If you're comic strip has survived for more than a decade then you must be doing something right. Those comics that are older than most people can carry on, largely on familiarity and devotion of a fan base that may have been reading and following the characters for as long as they can remember. Ferd'nand is a pantomime strip that has been around since 1947. The writers have been able to keep it fresh for over 60 years now - even without dialog or some zany, far out concept.

Ferd'nand 4/9/09
Ferd'nand 4/9/09
Nothing really spectacular, it's just hilarious the way the bear is just kind of leaning on the table like "Hey you gonna eat that?" and then Ferd and his dog just watch for a safe distance.

In contrast we have comics like Todd the Dinosaur. This strip is 8 years old and I really, REALLY want to like it. The premise is a guy who just happens to have a 12-foot tall T-Rex for a friend/roommate. You would think there would be mountains of material here, but Todd seems to struggle with an identity. Sometimes the jokes relate to Todd being a dinosaur, other times we have site gags or bad play-on-words, but almost every day it feels like I am reading a joke someone else has already done, except this time it's supposed to be funny because it's coming out of a dinosaur's mouth.

Todd the Dinosaur
4/10/09
Todd the Dinosaur 4/10/09
Classic case of thinking up a joke (cold feet mis-understanding, soooo funny) and then fabricating a situation in an attempt to make that joke work. We've discussed how this is a bad idea 99.9% of the time, as most cartoonists have a tentative at best relationship with reality. If a 12-foot T-Rex is standing on your feet they wont be cold, they'll be flat.

So what is the point in all this? Premise means nothing if you can't come up with your own new jokes that take advantage of your settings. If half of your jokes would be just as funny if you replaced the nutty, out of place character (T-Rex) with another boring human, then you are underutilizing the very gag that is supposed to make your comic unique.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

A Friday Without A Boss

As you may have heard, Bryce is gone today, so you get me instead. I hope you are enjoying your Friday the 13th as much as I am. I walked under a ladder, behind a black cat, and shattered a mirror this morning. But it's okay because I knocked on some wood and threw some salt over my shoulder.

Isn't weird how our supposedly religious culture has all these stupid superstitions that go against everything modern religion teaches?

Cow & Boy 2/13/09 Ah, yes. I remember when all we had to fear was being melted by radiation and being taken over by the Reds. Those were the days.


Flo & Friends 2/13/09
Who here really believes that Friday the 13th is a day when bad things happen? How about 7 years of bad luck after breaking a mirror?

Well, if any of you said yes to those questions let me tell you this: you are an idiot. Bad things happen every day, a plane crashed last night. Does that mean that Thursday the 12th is an unlucky day? No, it means that something shitty happened, get over it.

As for mirrors, I don't know why you would think that. Mirrors break all the time and we're not all having bad luck. Wait, maybe that's why the economy sucks, the Wallstreet guys were breaking mirrors for fun and now we're all screwed for 7 years!


Graffiti 2/13/09
This is actually a good question. I don't have an answer except that it is the time when most everybody is asleep.



Ferd'nand 2/13/09
So the joke is that the bum is pissed that Ferd'nand gave him a small amount of money before getting into a private car. I would say the bum has no right to be angry, he should be glad Ferd'nand didn't kick him like most rich people would.



Rip Haywire 2/13/09

I had such high hopes for this strip when it first started. But is seems to have gone into a tailspin of lame jokes, like just about every other comic strip.




I do enjoy the LEAP! sound effect. It's as if the guy is screaming it as he jumps.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

If Only There was Something Between Us, Besides These Comics...

XKCD 1/28/09
XKCD 1/28/09
Carlos Mencia was a little bit funny when his show first premiered on Comedy Central as some sort of Mexican Chapelle's Show. Carlos is no Dave Chapelle, and his real name is Ned. He is offensive only for the sake of making money and unlike the DCR he actually convinced some one to pay him.


Close to Home
1/28/09
Close to Home 1/28/09
Close to Home is syndicated in hundreds of newspapers around the country, but somehow the editors allowed this strip about killing your mother-in-law through. Maybe it's because there is no blood, but the image of a lady dragging the bound and bagged up body, possibly on her way down to the nearest pier or local pig farm, is still profoundly disturbing and has no place in a family newspaper. It does just fine here though.


Drabble
1/28/09
Drabble 1/28/09
Speaking of more non-family friendly shit, how about a comic strip about a guy who'd rather jack off than do it with his wife? THAT SHIRT HE'S WEARING USED TO BE ALL BLUE.


Ferd'nand 1/28/09
Ferd'nand 1/28/09
Consistency, consistency, consistency. At least they kept the correct leg broken throughout the whole comic.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Willing Suspension of Disbelief 10/15/08

October is almost half way over already? How time flies when you're having fun. We're still waiting on our first comment-worthy Halloween themed comic strips, which may be a good sign that there is more to make comics about than Jack O' Lanterns for the whole month.

Blondie 10/15/08
Blondie 10/15/08
Look out the layout of the Bumsted living room. One chair facing the TV with another facing off in to the corner of oblivion. Blondie's house design mantra must have been "Fuck Feng Shui".


Ferd'nand 10/15/08
Ferd'nand 10/15/08
Even the worst boxing commission in the nation wouldn't let you in to the ring with a hat on, give me a break Ferd'nand!


Liberty Meadows 10/15/08
Liberty Meadows 10/15/08
Liberty Meadows may have hit on something here. We may have finally discovered what it takes to make Cathy enjoyable to read. Twice the legal driving limit.


We The Robots 10/15/08
We The Robots 10/15/08
Spend the rest of your days hiding it and pretending it doesn't exist, that's what you're gonna do Mikey.

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