Happenings Going On

There are a couple of comics I just have to point out at the bottom of the post but first some bad comics.

Wee Pals 2/1/10

God I hate Wee Pals. You need witnesses to get into the Guinness Book of Records, you just can't call them up and say "I broke a record, put me in your book".

Gaah! Idiots.

Zits 2/1/10

Jeremy's mom is very repressed. Nearly all songs anymore have some form of bad word in them also, if you're paying money to download a song then you must like it and know that it includes bad words.

When I was younger, like in junior high or something. I was over at a friend's house and we were watching "The Color Purple" and it was at the beginning where two characters are having sex (I believe) and my friend's mom asked "What's going on? Does she have a headache?" It was so hard for me to not say "they're having sex" because I was afraid her head would explode.

by Tom Toles 2/1/10

Call me crazy but I would love to get a job in a cemetery.

Real Life Adventures 2/1/10

Believe it or not but I was considered overqualified for working at a gas station. I just wanted some extra money but I was working at a big government contractor place at the time so the hiring guy was like, "I think you're overqualified". I just wanted some extra money.

Blondie 2/1/10

Holy shit!
Did Dagwood's barber just cut off the hair he's had since he was introduced sometime prior to 1933? I wonder if this will be the start of a storyline or change in character design or if it will be a one-off thing designed to get in a joke in.

Also, methinks that barber just lost his tip.

Amazing Spider-Man 2/1/10

Why does Spider-Man needs to warn other superheroes about his impending vacation? According to my research the Marvel Universe New York City consists of not only the Fantastic Four but also, Captain America, Ghost Rider, Nick Fury, Luke Cage, Daredevil and Iron Fist plus possibly more that haven't had that category added to their Wikipedia entry so I don't think Spider-Man's absence will really be noticed except by J. Jonah Jameson.

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Queen Victoria Is Not Funny On Purpose Today

Sorry about Sunday. I was trapped in Kansas City for most of the day but here's some comics for Monday, starting out with The Born Loser which I normally do on my own site but I don't plan on posting today except for the pre-written chapter one of my God-awful novel. You should go check it out.

The Born Loser 1/4/10

So apparently Brutus and Veeblefester have been in some sort of homosexual relationship this entire time. Be careful there, R.W., Brutus is a hard man to quit.

Daddy's Home 1/4/10

Okay, calm down you shrew. It's only the fourth. It's only been the new year for four days. Let the man read his Calvin and Hobbes magazine in peace.

Tom Toles 1/4/10

At least Obama has healthcare so he can get his limbs reattached. Also, Tom here is fairly certain that Obama will be re-elected in 2012. Tom does realize that a second term is not always guaranteed, right?

Brenda Starr 1/4/10

Mark your calendars. January 4, 2010 is when it has officially become illegal to be a part of the "liberal" media. Brenda, I hope you're prepared. I know what goes on in a women's prison. I've seen the movies...

Ferd'Nand 1/4/10

Somehow I don't think Ferd'Nand is qualified to be a doctor. Or a nurse practitioner.

Is his hat sanitary?

Doonesbury 1/4/10

So...is Garry Trudeau trying to tell us he's deleted all of his spam email? Maybe Trudeau has kept all of his reader correspondence for 40 years and he's finally getting rid of it? First Doonesbury I don't understand of the year, check.

New Adventures of Queen Victoria 1/4/10

Nothing funny here. Fauver passed away after a seven year battle with Hodgkin's Disease. Memorial donations may be sent to John Theurer Cancer Center at Hackensack University Medical Center, 360 Essex St., Suite 301, Hackensack, NJ 07601 or National Marrow Doner Program, 3001 Broadway St., NE, Suite 100, Minneapolis, MN 55413-1753 or The Theater at Marietta College, 215 Fifth St., Marietta, Ohio 45750.

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