And Now I Can Resume

Those of you that follow me on twitter may have already guessed what has happened. Basically my computer was trying to commit suicide. Not being able to afford a new computer I had to talk it down from the ledge. And after several days I was finally able to get up and running in smooth fashion again.

I do apologize for the missed days as there were some quite a few comics that could have been eviscerated. You shall receive a larger than average post today, enjoy.

Beetle Bailey 7/29/09

What? What comes in a box that small? Jewelry? What a gold-digging whore.

But really, what the hell is that? It looks like any eye patch, but I think it's supposed to be a thong.

Also, Killer is either having a stroke or an orgasm. Let's hope it's a stoke so he'll die and we won't have to see him ever again.



Baldo 7/29/09

Shame is not a sin. Not when it involves an old man in a speedo. I think he should be farther away.



Gil Thorp 7/29/09

Taking a cue from Mark Trail, Gil Thorp has decided that the villain of the current storyline should look appropriately evil by adding facial hair in the form of a horrifying goatee.



Bound and Gagged 7/29/09

Because I have my very own wake-up cock.

Also, hotels don't let you bring livestock to your room. Not even one that is hosting a farmers convention.

Also also, is this supposed to be a half-assed attempt at a joke about Comic-Con?



The Boiling Point 7/29/09

Why is that woman bleeding? She shouldn't be bleeding all over like that from water-boarding.

Also, is there such a thing as a strawberry-scented douche? Because that would be more hilarious than The Boiling Point could ever hope to be.



Ferd'nand 7/29/09

What kind of shitty paper-shack does Ferd'nand live in? Unless he is using a railroad spike, there is no way the nail should stick that far out the other side of the wall.



Committed 7/29/09

I don't get it. Maybe because Independence Day the holiday was weeks ago and Independence Day the movie was more than a decade ago.

Hint: If you're going to do movie jokes, make sure it's a movie that is less than 5 years old and/or was extremely memorable.