Queen Victoria Is Not Funny On Purpose Today

Sorry about Sunday. I was trapped in Kansas City for most of the day but here's some comics for Monday, starting out with The Born Loser which I normally do on my own site but I don't plan on posting today except for the pre-written chapter one of my God-awful novel. You should go check it out.

The Born Loser 1/4/10

So apparently Brutus and Veeblefester have been in some sort of homosexual relationship this entire time. Be careful there, R.W., Brutus is a hard man to quit.

Daddy's Home 1/4/10

Okay, calm down you shrew. It's only the fourth. It's only been the new year for four days. Let the man read his Calvin and Hobbes magazine in peace.

Tom Toles 1/4/10

At least Obama has healthcare so he can get his limbs reattached. Also, Tom here is fairly certain that Obama will be re-elected in 2012. Tom does realize that a second term is not always guaranteed, right?

Brenda Starr 1/4/10

Mark your calendars. January 4, 2010 is when it has officially become illegal to be a part of the "liberal" media. Brenda, I hope you're prepared. I know what goes on in a women's prison. I've seen the movies...

Ferd'Nand 1/4/10

Somehow I don't think Ferd'Nand is qualified to be a doctor. Or a nurse practitioner.

Is his hat sanitary?

Doonesbury 1/4/10

So...is Garry Trudeau trying to tell us he's deleted all of his spam email? Maybe Trudeau has kept all of his reader correspondence for 40 years and he's finally getting rid of it? First Doonesbury I don't understand of the year, check.

New Adventures of Queen Victoria 1/4/10

Nothing funny here. Fauver passed away after a seven year battle with Hodgkin's Disease. Memorial donations may be sent to John Theurer Cancer Center at Hackensack University Medical Center, 360 Essex St., Suite 301, Hackensack, NJ 07601 or National Marrow Doner Program, 3001 Broadway St., NE, Suite 100, Minneapolis, MN 55413-1753 or The Theater at Marietta College, 215 Fifth St., Marietta, Ohio 45750.