Thursday Haiku Comics Review 9/18/08

A comic a day
Snarked up, beyond all belief
Keeps you coming back


Overcompensating 9/18/08

Who would have figured
"Bill O'Reilly is a butt"
Seven syllables!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9/18/08

New turtle monsters
Is anyone else disturbed
That they look like sperm?


Curtis 9/18/08

Loudest eating kid
NOM NOM NOM MUNCH NOM NOM CRUNCH
Youth diabetes


Dick Tracy 9/18/08

Braces got a job
Selling male enhancement pills
"Dick Tracy" ha ha

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Your Evening Daily Comics for 7/26/08

The beach was awesome and I got in some much needed rest and relaxation. Our schedule should be back to normal with daily comics updates around noon west coast USA time almost every day. I've got a lot going on throughout August but you'll be given the heads up if things will be different! Lets all give a round of applause to Eric for filling in for big pappa here yesterday. He did a great job and you'll probably be seeing more of him in August. I'll shut up and get to gettin.


Close to Home 7/26/08

Answer this question.
The biggest problem with today's Close to Home comic strip is:
1: John McPherson forgot to draw the water.
2:The women don't have nearly large enough calves drawn to have jumped up to the couch.
3:The lamp has no electrical outlet.

Correct Answer: It's not funny


Big Top 7/26/08

This might be the first sarcastic poodle on the comics page. Can I keep him Pa?
Also I just found out that Big Top is just being repeated and stopped being new in March of last year, and that I need to update my current comics list!


Gil Thorpe 7/26/08

There's no stopping that terrorist fist bump!


Ginger Meggs 7/26/08

The only possible meaning for "bulldust" I could surmise was some sort of ultra G-rated version of Bullshit. After figuring that puzzler out I was even more confused why it was then OK to draw Ginger with an asshole for a mouth. Any ideas?


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7/26/08

Anti-government tax jokes are even older that gas price jokes but how many 9 year olds pay taxes? Is there a previously-unknown-to-me contigent of cantakerous aging republicans who religiously follow TMNT? You'd think the french fish man might turn off some of the same people they're trying to bring in as new readers.

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Funy times for comics Thurdsday! 5/22/08

The comics today were more of the same:bad jokes and bad drawing. There's not excuse for cartoon abuse. I am in favor of putting some strips out to pasture that have been around for so long they are just treading water. I wont go in to detail on that now, some time in the future I will, but my blog is littered with great examples. After yesterdays mini-novel I wrote about each comic lets see if I can keep it to two lines per strip today!


Dick Tracy 5/22/08








Here we have one man who has no eyes and a freaking alien. I don't know where he learned to draw, but Eagle-Nose and Chisel-Cheeks are starting to freak me out.


Mark Trail 5/22/08








To me it looks like todays strip was a Howard Dean Scream-Off. Thank God it Mark won this battle.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 5/22/08








If you didn't already know, TMNT has followed in the footsteps of the Amazing Spider-Man by taking a good comic book and turning it in to a horrible newspaper strip full of talking and no action. My only qualm with todays strip is that April's excuse will never work; Tom is too busy with Katie.


The Phantom 5/22/08








Just a question of logic here: why swim underwater Mr. Phantom? He's either trying to show off for Diana or we're finally learning his parents are in fact Tinky Winky and Aquaman.

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