Showing posts with label In the Sticks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label In the Sticks. Show all posts

Thursday, April 4, 2013

The Daily Comics Review: Thursday Quickies

by Hal Bent

It's Thursday, which means its time for the quickies (because I'm usually still up to my elbows in webcomics and finishing reading them from yesterday).

9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron:

Sims: "No, Boss. I'm actually just waving two pieces of paper like I'm freaking insane and knocking other pieces of paper askew.  But nice to know that you actually think I'm doing something like 'work'."


Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart:

For God's sake keep looking lower!  LOWER!!!  Not low enough...to the floor already!


Soup to Nutz by Rick Stromoski:

Clap. Clap. Clap.  Soup to Nuts finally steps up to the plate and knocks one out of the park.  Kudos, Stromoski, kudos. 


Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich:
Damn straight, my friend.  "Rude drivers" UNITE! (Or as I like to say: Welcome to Massachusetts)


In the Sticks by Nathan Cooper: 
I'm inspired: look out, world!  Where'd I put my billy stick?

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Drunker than a Snowman

It's 2012 everybody! Time for some more comics review.

Andy Capp
Andy Capp
When the neighborhood kids erect a snowman depicting your drunkenness, it's probably time to quit drinking.

Betty
Betty
Looks like Bub is taking his son out to Hooters for some hot wings and chili cheese fries.

Bliss
Bliss
This is like a person designing his house to look like a porta-potty. I don't understand the dog's motivation here. Does he intend to use this structure as a bathroom? Why am I questioning a t00l-weilding dog's motivation? Damn you, Bliss!

Off the Mark
Off The Mark
Very nice wordless comic. Though how did the dog climb up on the counter while wearing that cone? When my cat had one, he was very clumsy and kept running into things.

In the Bleachers
In the Bleachers
Normally I don't much care for this comic, but I like the wordplay today.

In the Sticks
In the Sticks
The beaver shouldn't be so happy about the bear's impossible wish. A wish that comes true is more likely to encourage him to keep making more wishes. Unless the bear is so stupid that he just keeps throwing money in, hoping that more will somehow help? Did I just describe someone with a gambling problem?

Okay, that's all for now. See you next week!

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Happy (Porcupine) Hump Day!

Big Nate
Big Nate
Ah, it's funny because Mrs. Godfrey is DIS-couraging Nate's passion for having Gina shut the fuck up.

Candorville
Candorville
Let me get this straight... Lemont is saying that, unlike Jobs with Apple, these other companies' founders are useless deadweight, and if their the shareholders could get away with offing them somehow they'd probably go through with it? Um... okay...

Agnes
Agnes
Agnes finds the whole human race repulsive and a blight on the Earth. Guess who is brewing the next super virus in her basement?

The Grizzwells
The Grizzwells
Big rock... Charlie Sheen... Did the Grizzwells just make a cocaine reference? Either that or Pierpoint likes to hump an actual rock. And this comes just after last week's strip, where we learned that the rabbit gets turned on by tortoise-hare action. Kids, don't go hiking anywhere near this forest.

In the Sticks
In the Sticks
That bear thing doesn't need a costume, he's already dressed a little like Han Solo.

Rubes
Rubes
I'll end with another example of anthropomorphic animals acting sick and depraved. Ah comics... you make the animal kingdom a truly disturbing place.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

It Was the Best of Comics. It Was the Worst of Comics

Let's get going on today's (and a couple from last week) comics.

Mallard Fillmore
Mallard Fillmore
Mallard has been yammering on about this stupid study for a week--possibly more.  Mallard also apparently doesn't know how this study works.  This is an article about the study and it says that only 2,300 college students were followed at two dozens universities.  45% of those 2,300 students “demonstrated no significant gains in critical thinking, analytical reasoning, and written communications during the first two years of college.”  How many people are in college?  Why does Mallard hate education?

Mary Worth 2/20/11
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I have been loving this recent Mary Worth storyline where it's Wilbur vs. Dawn vs. Mary vs. technology. Only one will win!

Mary Worth 2/27/11
Mary Worth
"How dare Sarah 'like' my relationship status. I'll show her. I will untag her in all of my pictures and write a Twitter diatribe about how much of a bitch she is."

Here are couple strips that I just found really funny.
Pickles
Pickles

In the Sticks
In the Sticks

Brewster Rockit: Space Guy
Brewster Rockit

Momma
Momma
In Francis' defense, he did read "A Tale of Two Cities" and anyone from my generation and younger that can read an entire book by Charles Dickens deserves praise.

Blondie 2/20/11
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Twitter has really been making the rounds in the comics lately (psst.  you can follow the DCR and it's authors on Twitter as well) so of course it has to make its way into the Bumstead's lives as well.  Whereas Mary Worth just seemed skeptical about the Internet and all of it's shiny flashy ads, Dagwood is overreacting and is afraid that if he says or does something stupid that a pair of Internet goons will drag him away to be "rehabilitated".

Gasoline Alley
Gasoline Alley
That's not how 3D TVs work. Also, is 3DTV really going to become the next big thing? Somehow I doubt that because there is not enough stuff being broadcast in 3D--ESPN has an entire channel dedicated to 3D but I'm already paying enough for ESPN through my cable bill.

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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Boats and bird droppings

I must be one of the most forgetful bloggers in existence.  I keep forgetting to post.  I'm a writer for the illustrious Daily Comics Review, and yet I still forget to post on my appointed day.  Bah.  Today, however, I have not forgotten.  On with the comic blurbs:

The Argyle Sweater:


I think it would get quite annoying if the house talked like that all the time.  In fact, if walls could talk, I'd need to get out of the house more in order to get some peace and quiet.  This is a modest home, as well.  I'd hate to meet the haughty, narcissistic, arrogant homes.  Even driving past them would be a nightmare.

Baldo:

 

As a comic strip character, she certainly isn't growing up in any sense.  She will stay the same age for the strip's entire existence, most likely.  At least, she will look as though she is the same age.  When the strip ends, she will suddenly change and look her real age.  Depending on the age of the strip, it might not be that bad.  I'll be sad to see Blondie and Dagwood when they eventually retire, however.

In the Sticks:


My answer to this question is always the same: If I was stranded on a deserted island, I would want to have a boat with me in order to get off of it.  The problem with that answer is that even though people will immediately see the practicality of it, they will never find it extremely interesting.  It really is a conversation killer.  This is fine, as I find the deserted island discussion old and boring, and I always try to end it as quickly as possible if it comes up.

Birdbrains:


I would like to take this time to remind people that my web comic, The Bird Feeder, is about birds, and it has never and will never stoop so low as to make jokes about bird droppings.  Every other strip that has something to do with real birds (as opposed to highly anthropomorphized birds, as in Shoe) has at least one joke dealing with bird droppings.  Birds are highly interesting animals, and there's so much more to them than just their poo.  There must be something else you can make a joke about.  Frankly, if I was a bird who read comic strips, I'd be offended.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Short but Timely

Short post today, folks, but at least it's on time.

Brevity
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I remember an episode of Mister Ed where this happened. Not the nursing thing, which would have been quite bizarre, but mistaking a Shetland pony (or, at least, some other kind of pony) for a baby horse. In the episode, Mister Ed himself was the culprit and he was quite angry at the end when he found out that the horse he wanted to adopt as his son was actually older than he was. My god, sitcoms back in the day were weird.

In the Sticks
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It's always nice seeing ol' Mario in the comics. I'd totally play a game where he was a North Korean pet detective. Not so sure about the other ones, though. I can only imagine that the other three have been mini-games in the "Mario Party" series at one point or another.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Corporate Shill

Another Sunday is upon which means you are stuck with me for the day. Yes, I know. I hear you cry. But you know what's good on a Sunday? Tony's Crispy Crust Brand Pizza. You should go out and get yourself a couple. The pizza is made in my neck of the woods in Kansas--only in Salina and distributed by the good pizza at Schwan's (the door-to-door food people).

But you didn't come here to hear me yammer about Tony's Crispy Crust Brand Pizza, you came here for comics.

Scary Gary 3/14/10

Vampires were hot until "Twilight" ruined it all. Leopold's face in the last panel reminds me of some of the faces of my classmates as we were going through puberty. It was a sad time for all.

Soup to Nutz 03/14/10

Do any of you remember being told that if you click a pen a thousand times you'd be able to fly. I swear someone told that to me before. And just to correct it, it's 50,000 times, not a thousand.

Flo & Friends 03/14/10

Uh, I know we say this a lot here at the DCR but...what's so funny about this? I am assuming--and basically meeting the comic more than halfway--that he's talking about "still having it" but forgetting to dry off. Is that right? If so, do I win a prize?

Luann 3/14/10

Yep, those freshmen, they are just so innocent and in way over their head and...OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR HEADS??!! BURN THEM! BURN THEM AND SEND THEM TO HELL!!

The Doozies 3/14/10

There's a lot of people I went to high school with that I hope I'm doing better than. I know I don't have the most perfect life but at least I'm happy.

And now, here are a couple comics that actually made me laugh. Of course, I love seeing babies being stolen by birds.

In the Sticks 3/14/10


The Argyle Sweater 3/14/10

I'm guessing that the guy is in so much pain that he can't scream...

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