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saturday morning breakfast cereal 3/24/15

LOL Marriage!  Seriously folks dont fight about money, just talk it out calmly and everything will be OK.

Medium Large 3/24/15

Lets go back to saying "thank you", "you're welcome" "f*ck off" like they did in the good old days guys.

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Saturday Specials

by Hal Bent

"Some days are dry
Some days are leaky
Some days come clean
Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more
Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor"
-Some Days are Better than Others by U2 (Zooropa)

Lot's of days slipping through my fingers these days.

"Hank says
The days, days, days
Run away like horses over the hill
The days, days, days
Run away like horses over the hill"

-Dirty Day by U2 (Zooropa)

The days are definitely getting away from me.  So since everyone reading knows now that the background soundtrack consists of the album that ran on repeat throughout my college days (God, I am old!).  Well, today is not slipping away, so onto the comic strips:

The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn:

I usually enjoy the Argyle Sweater, but I have to complain about this strip today. The men's room?  A cat wouldn't use a "men's room". The door should say "Litterbox".  Small point, I know, but it takes away from the humor.  

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Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen:

Wait, it's funny because he had a stroke?  That is some damned cruel humor there. 

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Ben by Daniel Shelton:

This is only intersting if the Sunday comic picks this discussion up tomorrow and the mom says "It was more of a brand, and I got it before I met father.  I was a 'member' at Sam & Maury's Dungeon, or the S&M Dungeon as its known today, and these seven fellows I was with at the time..."

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Born Loser, The by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser is auditioning for the role of Wilford Brimley.  Next week's strips are all about speaking to the reader about "diabeetus".

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9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney:

I'm not sure the strip loses much by replacing "a heedless hubba-hubba wongbonga ding-dong rapturama" with "a bone-a-thon".  In fact, I think it makes it more relatable and realistic.

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Some Good Web Comics

So last weekend, that whole Monday/Tuesday thing? Just forget it... as well as you can forget something that didn't happen. Here are some web comics that are funny, so hopefully they'll make what's left of your Monday freaking awesome. No commentary which is kind of the reason you guys come herein the first place...uh... insomnia is a bitch. I took the liberty of linking to each of the web comics URL's in the title of each picture, check them out if you like em!

Amazing Super Powers 11/30/09


Chainsawsuit 12/2/09


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 11/27/09


Buttersafe 12/10/09


Moe - Firman Productions 12/10/09


Extra Life 11/30/09


Nedroid 12/7/09


Thingpart 12/9/9

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Monday Comics Fest

Why yes I had a fantastic time at Stumptown Comics Fest over the weekend, thanks for asking! I met some very nice creators who I will give props to at a later time and it was great to see all the freaks and weirdos who go to big public events like that. It's good to feel normal, if only on the outside.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 4/20/09

If web comic creators were to rule the world, Macatacahodo 360's would be the official party food, lots of good ideas would be awkwardly implemented, and existence as a whole would be a lot quirkier. There would be a lot more alcoholics too.


Farcus 4/20/09

There have been a few examples so far this month where people were saying "God that was awful, why didn't he save it until the end of the month contest?" Oh just you wait! A bird, that is purple, with a ribbon around it's neck? If you don't know what one looks like, or how to draw a parakeet, don't just draw an impossibly colored chicken. We need a new term for people who are SO LAZY they wont even look on Google to find something out. I hope nothing else happens that is this bad again or I am going to snap, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE TODAY!


Wizard of Id 4/20/09

"You just get on your computer, go on their convenient website FWizardofID.com, and they will drive to your house in their truck, scan your package in, and deliver it to me. God I'm such an advertising whore. Oh wait, none of that shit exists yet, I'm in a comic that's supposed to be set in the middle-ages! At least I still have this handgun ::BLAM::


Sherman's Lagoon 4/20/09

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Wee Pals 3/17/09

Word of mouth is going to kill this place. "I just had the best lunch." "Oh yeah? Where?" "Heroine Sandwiches!" "Well, that explains the bloodshot eyes."


Housebroken 3/17/09

In Housebroken, one of the main characters is a dog that walks upright and he is a world famous hip-hop artist. In today's strip, he is wearing a dress. If it weren't so entertaining, people would be saying that creator Steve Watkins should be committed to a mental institution.


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 3/17/09

Oh wow, you actually scrolled all the way down here? I guess I better come up with something clever. This comic is huge, pretty well drawn and hilarious. I don't know what this lady was expecting. Guys will do just about anything to get laid. I would estimate that impersonating an alien spaceman doesn't even reach to the top 50% of desperate acts undertaken for sex.

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