Monday Comics Fest

Why yes I had a fantastic time at Stumptown Comics Fest over the weekend, thanks for asking! I met some very nice creators who I will give props to at a later time and it was great to see all the freaks and weirdos who go to big public events like that. It's good to feel normal, if only on the outside.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 4/20/09

If web comic creators were to rule the world, Macatacahodo 360's would be the official party food, lots of good ideas would be awkwardly implemented, and existence as a whole would be a lot quirkier. There would be a lot more alcoholics too.


Farcus 4/20/09

There have been a few examples so far this month where people were saying "God that was awful, why didn't he save it until the end of the month contest?" Oh just you wait! A bird, that is purple, with a ribbon around it's neck? If you don't know what one looks like, or how to draw a parakeet, don't just draw an impossibly colored chicken. We need a new term for people who are SO LAZY they wont even look on Google to find something out. I hope nothing else happens that is this bad again or I am going to snap, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE TODAY!


Wizard of Id 4/20/09

"You just get on your computer, go on their convenient website FWizardofID.com, and they will drive to your house in their truck, scan your package in, and deliver it to me. God I'm such an advertising whore. Oh wait, none of that shit exists yet, I'm in a comic that's supposed to be set in the middle-ages! At least I still have this handgun ::BLAM::


Sherman's Lagoon 4/20/09

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