Today's not too wholesome

First and foremost, I'd like to call attention to this, namely the first panel of the first comic and the third of PC/MS:
Dick Tracy, 09/24/09 and PC/MS, 09/15/09


The villains of each comic are making the heroes go into an arena at gun-point, for the purposes of revenge! I think it's clear that the guy who does "Dick Tracy" is reading my comic and is just going to coast from this point on copying my comics. Which will make Dick Tracy bizarre. Now then, onto to the other strips which aren't ripping me off...

Beetle Bailey, 09/24/09

I'm sure Josh Frulinger is kicking himself over taking this week off and missing this gem of a strip. What will this mean for their relationship, I wonder, especially taking into consideration this next strip...

Argyle Sweater, 09/24/09

Just look at that heart they drew onto the wall... Beetle and Sarge are getting really serious.

Sam and Silo, 09/24/09

I think that hobo is trying to suggest that he and the nun could make both their lines continue, if you get my drift...

Bleeker, the Rechargeable Dog 09/24/09

That kid is on a drug trip, most likely. Which makes sense, as yesterday he was eating "candy" off the ground. Which means that, other than the Dick Tracy thing, I've commented on a hypothetical homosexual relationship, a hobo trying to get into a nun's vestments, and a little kid on drugs. My goodness, hopefully tomorrow will be more wholesome.

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Short and Sweet Monday Comics

I know I haven't been writing much to tell you all what is going on in the world of the DCR but so far no one has said anything. We have these new advertisements from Project Wonderful (we got rid of Adsense) and I would like to encourage you all to click on any of our new sponsors that look interesting! I don't get paid by you clicking on the ads any more so I am allowed to encourage you to check them out! Also if you are a publisher I would highly recommend PW. You can get some amazing deals on ad space, even here on the DCR.

The Meaning of Lila 3/23/09

I'm just going to come right out and say it. Fuck Mondays.


Sam and Silo 3/23/09

How is giving people raspberries "politically incorrect"? He is just being an asshole.

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Don't Get Me Anything for Christmas

Ballard Street 12/16/08

He then yelled "This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog!"


My Cage 12/16/08

Shouldn't they change the name "Celebreality" like they change everything to reflect the world full of animals. Might I suggest "Celebeastiality"? Maybe?


Sam & Silo 12/16/08

Better line for final panel "I'm not a rich guy and I've got fancy balls!"


Zack Hill 12/16/08

Enough! No more dog-peeing-on-Christmas-tree jokes. They are right up there with fruitcake jokes. OLD and unoriginal. How about we see a tree peeing on a dog for once, huh?

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If Only the Daily Comics Review Didn't Suck

If only I had the time, this post would have been much sooner. I'm feeling particularly sassy and critical about lazy cartoonists today!

Soup to Nutz 12/4/08

If only diarrhea jokes translated to print media as well as they do on TV shows. Is there really a book called "Fun with Dick"? Take a sharpie, add a S, and you can no longer carry that book in a school library.


Six Chix 12/4/08

If only they made novelty car horns that sounded like gun shots, I might actually buy one.


Brainwaves 12/4/08

If only more cartoonists would focus on the jokes instead of the art, the comics page would be a much funnier place.


Arlo & Janis 12/4/08

If only Family Guy didn't suck, this cartoon strip referencing a cartoon show might be good.


Sam & Silo 12/4/08

If only there was an extra line, it wouldn't look like Floyd has been wearing his hat for so long it has melded with his flesh. Meh, maybe it's just a birth defect.


Family Circus 12/4/08

If only Billy was a teenager. "L0L N00b, never heard of wikipedia?" Obviously in the Keane world, you still go to these hundreds of pound of outdated books for your information about the world. Tomorrow maybe we'll have a joke about the USSR.


Beetle Bailey 12/4/08

If only more pharmacists had such wicked Goatees, pharmacies might be more happening places.

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