If Only the Daily Comics Review Didn't Suck

If only I had the time, this post would have been much sooner. I'm feeling particularly sassy and critical about lazy cartoonists today!

Soup to Nutz 12/4/08

If only diarrhea jokes translated to print media as well as they do on TV shows. Is there really a book called "Fun with Dick"? Take a sharpie, add a S, and you can no longer carry that book in a school library.


Six Chix 12/4/08

If only they made novelty car horns that sounded like gun shots, I might actually buy one.


Brainwaves 12/4/08

If only more cartoonists would focus on the jokes instead of the art, the comics page would be a much funnier place.


Arlo & Janis 12/4/08

If only Family Guy didn't suck, this cartoon strip referencing a cartoon show might be good.


Sam & Silo 12/4/08

If only there was an extra line, it wouldn't look like Floyd has been wearing his hat for so long it has melded with his flesh. Meh, maybe it's just a birth defect.


Family Circus 12/4/08

If only Billy was a teenager. "L0L N00b, never heard of wikipedia?" Obviously in the Keane world, you still go to these hundreds of pound of outdated books for your information about the world. Tomorrow maybe we'll have a joke about the USSR.


Beetle Bailey 12/4/08

If only more pharmacists had such wicked Goatees, pharmacies might be more happening places.