You Can't Stop This Comics Review 9/17/08
Well shit, 3 people said they liked G-ma Esther and 3 people hated it, but I got the most comments in the history of the DCR - ensuring the inevitable return of my fake grandma. Lets say it wont be every week but we gotta get her out of the home at least once a month. We might bring in other characters from time to time and let them have their take on the comics page as well. You know us, constantly striving to not do as bad a last time!
Family Circus 9/17/08
It's amazing what you can do with FC if you replace the dialog with Highlander movie quotes. Jeffey Says "I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."
Ben 9/17/08
Without color, Ben's signature mustache looks like some sort of horrifying upper-lip jowls. Is this a comic strip about old people having sex? I thought this was supposed to be a strip about "a funny gentle look at newly retired seniors babysitting their grandchildren", not a bulimia aid.
F Minus 9/17/08
Everyone knows the best part of elementary school was building dioramas and recess. It was always the damn rich kids with their caches of playmobile people that had the upperhand. My clay people always ended up looking like Gumbys retard brother.
Bizarro 9/17/08
Skuse me wut yu say bout mai gurl frend?
Nest Heads 9/17/08
l0l 1d10t 1f y0u c4n't r34d :)~ th3n stfu n00b lm40 ;0)
Mark Trail 9/17/08
What do you think is the psycological make-up of Cherry Trail? Your husband is never around, always leaving you at home to care for your adopted son, behemoth St. Bernard and incontinent father by yourself. You are being constantly lectured about the natural world like you're a fourth grade science student. And to top it off, we all know log cabins are a bitch to decorate. I'm guessing she takes lots of unprescribed pain-killers.
4 comments:
best post in weeks, clearly having your fake grandma come in for a day gave you the rest that you needed. i fully endorse more guest spots from other fake relatives.
I completely agree that this is the best post in weeks.
All of this blogging practice has really shown Bryce. You are much, much better than when you first started.
Tis a respectable blog.
I can't believe you posted that Mark Trail and missed the most obvious thing about it: Mark Trail is having an entire conversation with himself while everyone else just sits there in silence.
Actually, I think Mark's hair is the one soliloquizing about the utility of wetlands. Mark seems to have assumed the role of the affable Yes Man. You gotta wonder what the Hair has on Mark to make him so compliant. You figure if it was standard blackmail, Mark would just use the Right Fist O' Justice to pound the Hair into acquiescence. Something else is going on, and I don't think we're going to find out!
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