Grandma Esther Reads the Comics 9/16/08

I'd like to introduce everyone to my fictional, stereotypical great grandmother Esther! She has been living in the home as long as I can remember but we bring her over whenever we do family stuff. She hates my blog and wanted to have her own say on "those interwebs". If anybody enjoys this at all we'll probably make it a regular thing. Let the madness begin.


Family Circus 9/16/08

Well hello all you nice internet people! I thought I would introduce myself with my favorite comic strip and favorite comic character at the same time. Dolly is such a spirited and lovely young girl, she reminds me of myself when I was that age. Now back in that day we would wake up with the rooster at sunrise to go out and milk the cow. Bessy was a sweet one and my sister Eileen and I took turns on the stool. You see my Grandfather built our barn for goats so the stalls were real small so only one of us could milk at a time. Now my grandfather was the son of a revolutionary war vet'ran and he ::Grandma Esther can we wrap this up please?:: oh quit hootin' and hollerin', as I was sayin' I love me some Dolly and you should too.


Slylock Fox 9/16/08

What is this Bryce are you sendin' me some prankster cartoons? There's too much goin' on here, you said this was Slylock? He's a nice man, real respectable like and always takin care of his elders. What does he have to do with these filthy cretins? Damn kids with their long hair now-a-days you can't tell the the hes from the shes no more. It all comes back to them parents I say, can't even get they kids to clean up theys rooms.


The Duplex 9/16/08

They played that Sex and the City show one time on that there Oxygen channel at the home. It was almost like I could see society disitigratin in front my eyes. I don't reckon you'd call em proper ladies, the way they'd be walkin round the town with their vaginas hangin out and not cookin and takin care of the home like they shoulda. Where'd them small town values go?


Brainwaves 9/16/08

Oh applesauce! The carnival is for fun, not some horror side-show cartoony joke. If you can't even draw good why even try?


Mark Trail 9/16/08

Such a nice young man has ne'er graced the comics page as Mr. Mark Trail. Reminds me of the love of my life Lamar, god rest his soul. You can tell his wife treats him right I'll tell ya. Nice pressed shirts and pants, healthy build and thick full head of hair. Thank god for the true good things in life that never change.


Wee Pals 9/16/08

Now I'm all for integration, and Bryce told me things is different now, but don't yous think it's a mite queer to have an asian and a black talkin about how the past was better? I mean ::Alright Grandma Esther it's time to get you back to the home. Say so long to everybody:: bye bye!