Recalculating....
What a beautiful day...at least in my neck of the woods. Which mean tomorrow it will snow. We'll lead off this entry with today's Garfield which will segue into some shameless self-promotion.
Garfield
I don't know what made Jon think he is handy around the house. But at least we know Garfield has a Facebook page. You know who else has a FB page? Meekrat, Dog Spelled Forward, The Bird Feeder, Stupid Inventor and the DCR itself. For some reason, I used to have one then got rid of it. Maybe I will bring it back someday. We all also have Twitter however @theDCR hasn't been updated since July 27, 2010.
Todd the Dinosaur
Instead of making a joke about eating dolphins and pandas, I would contact the grocery store manager who would kindly ask these two douchebags to get off his property. I mean, it is clear that they approaching people in the parking lot. Then I would mention dolphins and pandas.
Crock
Yeah. Okay. I guess this is kind of topical...
Bizarro
I love the Mayhem commercials from All State. That's really all I have to say about this panel.
Hi and Lois
Along with it being the vernal equinox, tonight is also when the Devil visits Stull Cemetery. I notice Hi doesn't mention that.
Wee Pals
The kids in Wee Pals are way too touchy about everyday phrases. Even the handicapped/disabled girl in the chair seems very upset and offended that that boy is using the phrase "handicap" correctly!!
Family Circus
Great. Those dogs are eating chocolate. Now they are going to die.
New Adventures of Queen Victoria
Using the formula of comic book characters can use powers while the Archie and Newspaper side use popularity, my Final Four is Green Lantern, The Hulk, Jughead and, reluctantly, Calvin with Hulk and Calvin being the champions (based on popularity). Who would win the championship...I'd go with Calvin. What would your Final Four and such be? Let us know in the comments.
Ziggy
Does Ziggy now live in a dystopian future that looks eerily like three weeks from now?
Wait. On the bracket, are the Wee Folks the same as Wee Pals?
A quick search reveals 'Yes. Yes it is.'
4 comments:
Wee Pals needs to go away forever. This politically correct piece of crap is never funny, never thought provoking, and worst of all, never well drawn. The inevitable reaction in the last panel with a crinkled mouth particularly pisses me off.
Pants and shoes on Ziggy? Clearly this is an alternate universe.
Superman vs. Calvin in the finals comes down tied in the closing seconds, and then Calvin pulls out some Green Kryptonite, Supe stumbles, and Calvin dunks for the win!
That would be a great "Garfield Minus Garfield".
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