Women are Irrational
Happy Tuesday everyone!
Let's get this party started with some terrible jokes!
Wait a danged minute... With telepathy, this kid could potentially fend off hostile martians with a stick dagger!
Honestly, I'm not sure what to think of this comic. Is it sweet that the kid thinks his dog is worth protecting? Is it freakish that the kid can hear what his dog is thinking? Is it awkward that this dog has such a depressing and reproachful view of the world?
I think the answer to all of the above is, "Yeah, pretty much."
Todd the Dinosaur! (05.18.10)
Okay... That guy just totally broke all of his teeth in the 2nd panel and yet is concerned not by that fact or the fact that he will need severe dental surgery to replace his entire collection of molars and incisors that he's been growing for years, but that it might have bugs in it?
Okay... That guy just totally broke all of his teeth in the 2nd panel and yet is concerned not by that fact or the fact that he will need severe dental surgery to replace his entire collection of molars and incisors that he's been growing for years, but that it might have bugs in it?
If that's the case... I refer you to an age old proverb: God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt.
Stupid comic. Still can't get over how retarded Todd looks, by the way. Am I the only one that thinks this strip should be called, Todd the Tardosaur? Come on. It changes the entire scope of the comic, makes it more edgy and potentially more funny.
Arctic Circle (05.18.10)
Scotch Tape joke? It's called Scotch tape for the same reason that tissues are referred to as Kleenex... It's a brand name. Unfunny.
Scotch Tape joke? It's called Scotch tape for the same reason that tissues are referred to as Kleenex... It's a brand name. Unfunny.
Okay... let's write better dialogue for this comic. Ready?
First panel
Penguin: Wow, that's a big one there, fella. How's about me and you go starve ourselves in the Arctic for a few months?
Last panel
Other penguin: Don't look at me. Everyone knows how they are when they drink.
You guys do your own versions in the comments section.
The Better Half (05.18.10)
Yesterday I criticized a better cartoonist for tackling a younger, old joke... this comic deserves much worse.
Yesterday I criticized a better cartoonist for tackling a younger, old joke... this comic deserves much worse.
But... instead, let's just pretend like the blurb at the end doesn't exist, but instead is replaced with the following.
"If you suggest putting that carrot in my butt during intercourse one more time... I'm going to cut you with this knife."
Yeah, that's better.
Crankshaft (05.18.10)
There is a hidden fourth panel that got deleted in the theatrical release of this comic that was the dude slapping the crap out of her. I'm not saying I agree with either party for how the comic turned out in the end, but that is a ridiculous proclamation due to ONE friggin' ant.
The end.
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