And to think... I used to like Mother Goose and Grimm
You missed me... right? I was out on vacation and I hope you didn't forget about Mondays and Tuesdays while I was gone. Because if you did, you're probably fired from your job already...
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee (05.17.10)
For starters... a catapult?! Are you shooting me into a lake or just an open field? Let's talk parameters here. If we're going into a lake... um, heck yes. Worth the $5. If it's into an open field where my body will be crushed, bruised, torn and ultimately eaten by vultures... Yeah... I'll just watch someone else do it.
To say that all entrepreneurial spirit is thwarted by informed consumers is just a symptom of you being a liar and a cheat. If you have an honest product to sell, then people will buy your stuff, even if they know what it is! *GASP*
Bizarro (05.17.10)
This is included because it's funny, but also because this guy's cubicle is lined with things that tell me that you don't want to be the one criticizing him. He's got a poster of dynamite, an eyeball and loafers... this guy is a ticking time bomb of crazy and you want to be the one that brought him a cupcake on his birthday so he doesn't mow you down with his AK-47 the day he finally snaps.
Just sayin'.
I honestly wish this is how my dog would shed. Seriously. This way, you could just clean it up one day and be done with it. BUT NOOOO... Dogs actually like to shed infinitely so that your house is a constant dog-awareness alarm.
"And, after thousands of years of degradation, I'll get a whole museum!"
How long has it been since Sixth Sense came out? And when were the Dead Sea Scrolls found? Not to mention if you want to get technical about the fact that the scrolls were found in the MOUNTAINS and not near a strange grassy paradise... As if the "I see dead ______" hadn't been utterly beaten to death by EVERYONE about 10 years ago... we have to rehash it again with a horrendous Dead Sea Scrolls reference?
That deserves a HUGE, "WTH?!"
The end.
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