You Have No Chance to Survive Make Your Time
Greetings readers, I have an important message for you: The DCR now belongs to ME!!! Soon your planet will kneel before my might and I shall be known as Emperor of Earth. Mwhahaha!!
But until that happens you can enjoy my humorous observations about comic strips every Tuesday and Wednesday in addition to the News post on Thursday and the Saturday week in review.
Herman 6/2/09
Unless he was born in two separate parts, he was born on the third. A single person can't be born on two days. You can start on one day and finish the next, but you aren't born until you actually come out.
Also, I hope that's a snake baby or something or else that women will never recover.
Alley Oop 6/2/09
If you read all that text then I salute you. I couldn't even make it through the first panel. I saw 'Previously in Alley Oop' and ZZZZZZZZZ . . . damnit, it happened again.
Shoe 6/2/09
Shoe is pending for a bending by making a joke about spending.
Wow, it's hard to rhyme hateful sarcasm.
The Fusco Brothers 6/2/09
Are comic strips allowed to make fun of their own jokes? Isn't that mine and all the other comic strips bloggers job? I didn't read Fusco Brothers yesterday, but if it thinks its own joke was bad then it must have really sucked because Fusco Brothers isn't very good.
The Duplex 6/2/09
I have never heard either of those two statements, but it seems that if nature abhors a vacuum then nature really hates itself since most of the universe is a vacuum.
And regardless of what nature does or does not abhor, I abhor dust mops. Damn things, always cleaning up dust.
Bo Nanas 6/2/09
I'd normally try blinds over the windows before resorting to vandalism, but I suppose that I'm not dumb enough to put my bedroom right next to the street light.
Also, your retinas cannot melt without your eyes melting. And that would involve very high temperatures which would probably kill you and could not be produced by a normal street light.
But maybe that wasn't a normal street light. Maybe that one burned with the power of a 1000 suns.
Peace out y'all. I'll be seeing you on the morrow.
xy
3 comments:
"Shoe" rhyme:
Bird comic with humor sub-atomic makes me wanna vomic.
I give "Shoe" a pass since the originial creating artist/writer died a couple years back. Lest I make people think that I am getting soft, I do have one question for the All Powerful xy...if you now own this domain and are the boss, why did YOU have to move? In fact, why does anyone have to move in the cyber-world unless its for your day job?
Inquiering minds want to know...especially me who lives in my grandmother's attic and looks for places to bury all the bodies.
Sparky:
i don't own anything, i'm just the most senior daily writer. and i had to move because my free ride was moving. i'll be moving again in the fall.
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