Beware of Teens Wearing Pizza Boxes
Welcome to day 2 of my reign of . . . well, I guess it's not really a reign of any sort just yet. I'll let history be the judge of how awesome my leadership of this blog was.
Tank McNamara 6/3/09
I get that this is a Manny Ramirez joke, but why would Fedex have a sorting machine that detects female fertility drugs? I didn't know that Fedex sorted anything actually, I though they just threw everything into a truck and wished for the best.
Also, you can't ship people, so this joke is incredibly dumb in several ways.
The Middletons 6/3/09
If there was an old lady just standing around, looking angry, I would not hesitate to turn and run. Old ladies are scary.
Gil Thorp 6/3/09
I don't normally comment on strips that already have their own blogs dedicated to them, but I had to mention today's Gil Thorp. What the fuck were they going to do with pizza boxes? Or Diet Coke cartons for that matter?
If they had said Diet Coke bottles, then I could have some ideas in my head of what the plan was, but what can you do with a cardboard box?
Cleats 6/3/09
Cleats receives a fail for not realizing that no one under the age of 20 knows what air guitar is. Kids these days have their newfangled Guitar Hero and Rock Band things that let them simulate what it's like to play a guitar that has one string that somehow becomes four. Or is it five? I've never played either of those games.
3 comments:
How is it that you have never played Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Even I, a totally uncool shut-in, have played both of these games. Is it possible that I am more "With it" than someone else? I never thought I would see the day.
coke cartons? fedex censoring fertility?
clearly all the comic strip writers have lost their minds. it is time for me to swoop in and . . . oh wait, my comics don't make sense either
Look, lets get a few things straight...you CAN ship people FedEx but its costly and they have to be chopped up and placed in a decent amount of lime to keep the leakage and odors down.
As far as Pizza boxes and coke cartons, I have no fucking idea what the "writer" is thinking. Why not stop in to some shitty little Kohl's somewhere and buy a cheap bathing suit? What's that going to take time-wise? 30 minutes? Or just fuck it all. Go nude...trust me the men won't mind.
Also, much to Stella Tamzarian, Action Librarian amazement, I too have never played either of those games...I'm too busy surfing the web for porn.
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