tgif! But oh no, I'm late... again.

As you may have noticed, I'm building a very poor rep for myself by posting at the last minute. I mean, heck, this might as well be an early Saturday morning post, it's so late. Alas, perhaps I should set a Scheduled Task to yell "TIME TO REVIEW!" at me in the wee hours of the morning on Friday so I don't forget... anyway, on to the reviewing!


Chuckle Bros 5-29-09












Okay, the snake on the right doesn't have "new fangled" technology... that's definitely "new-mustachio'd" technology right there. All he needs now is a cowboy hat, a rocking chair, and a banjo.

Close To Home 5-29






















No. Baaaad Mr. McPherson. Correct caption: "If Margy had known her father would be videotaping the wedding, she never would have gone through with it." OR "Margy wished she'd known her father would be videoing the wedding." OR "Margy now knew not to let her father videotape anymore of her weddings."

Garfield 5-29










I sure hope Garfield likes spider guts, 'cause he ain't gonna be getting any candy outta that arachnid-pinata!

Garfield Minus Garfield
























In the strip without Garfield, Jon seems to be angry at himself (angrily calling himself "Mr. Funnyman"), because he regularly manages to screw things up - like the simple task of leaning over to tie his own shoes. Poor, strange little man.

Original strip, last panel - Garfield: "I'm forging new frontiers, like being a compulsive liar. Because I just told you that I wasn't tying Jon's laces together anymore, and then I did! Hahahaha."

Shoe 5-29











This strip caught my eye, not for reviewing purposes, but because it reminded me of a situation I had with my employer last weekend. He's in his mid thirties, and he's an HR manager at a rather large company. He asked me to please write up a short report of an event that was going to take place. I did, and gave it to him. The next day I received an email from him - the report that I'd just typed up, except with about a thousand grammatical & spelling errors inserted here and there. Thank God he signed his name to it, and not mine. Ugh, people.

The Flying McCoys 5-29





















Boy (thinks to himself): "Oh, mom, how can I learn to stroke breasts when I've barely begun learning to stroke my own-- OH, she means the swimming maneuver."


Next Friday, somebody please stop by my house and gently insert a carnivorous earwig into my ear to remind me to REVIEW EARLIER. Kthxbye.