Saturday Returns
Hey all you people with nothing better to do on a Saturday! How've you been? Sorry 'bout that mix-up last week, but moving to a new location has really beaten the crap out of me.
Here's what we have this week.
Compu-Toon 5/27/09
I know that if I was stranded on a tiny island with no fresh water or food the first thing I would miss would definitely be my screen name. Not cold water, not a juicy hamburger, not even air-conditioning. Nope, the only thing that would make me happy is a computer with internet access so I can keep up on the message boards.
Pibgorn 5/27/09
Is there a point to Pibgorn? As far as I can tell, it mostly features art. I don't really get why this artist(I don't care enough to look up who it is)has two strips; the art is almost identical to 9 Chickweed Lane except it's in color. And Pibgorn makes me think of a cheat code for SimCity 2000, porntipsgazzardo. I don't remember what it did, but it's a pretty cool word.
Little Dog Lost 5/27/09
Behold, the first time the word scat has been used in a non-porn comic strip. Do most people even know what scat means? And is the moose saying that it's bear scat or did he see a bear and then see the scat and it's supposed to be funny because he decided to run away from the scat?
That last sentence is a doozy, read it slowly.
That last sentence is a doozy, read it slowly.
Bound and Gagged 5/27/09
It was my understanding that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. Am I wrong? And even if they did put him back together, Humpty should be grateful that they saved his life and not complain about the bill. Would you rather be dead or have to pay a hospital bill?
Hint: the right answer is to pay the hospital bill.
That's all folks. I'll be posting again soon. Until then, have a righteous day.
Hint: the right answer is to pay the hospital bill.
That's all folks. I'll be posting again soon. Until then, have a righteous day.
3 comments:
LDL: What we're looking at here is an attempt at high speed animation in a two dimensional static space. Dog sees scat on the ground, identifies it as bear scat, and begins to piss himself. Moose sees it after it's been called to his attention, quickly identifies the substance, and runs away.
The reactions of the two contrast in an interesting way. The dog, alone, would have probably escaped unharmed, being small and quiet of pee. The moose, alone, would have also probably survived, being quick to react and fleet of foot. Together, however, it's clear that the moose will draw attention with his loud escape, and the dog, being slow to react (and thinking that peeing is more important than running away) will surely be mauled by the bear. Tomorrow's strip should be good.
LDL: Do bears EAT moose and dogs? A moose could and would kick their little bear ass and the dog would be about to escape. I do like the word "Scat" and amazingly, I know what that is being a lurker on all the porn sites in western civilization.
Sim City 2000 had cheat codes? man, I sucked at that game
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