by Hal Bent
I realized today reading the comic strips, that a number of them seemed to have left off a panel or cut off the text a bit early. So today I decided it was time to be charitable and finish the strips for the creators.
Andertoons by Mark Anderson:
...it was one of those babies from your child smuggling ring that crawled away.
Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II:
...and the police are on their way to arrest you, you pants-less creep!
Zack Hill by John Deering:
...and now he's humping my leg. Thanks, you jerk.
Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen:
...besides, your cholesterol is so high you'll be dead next week, so eat whatever the hell you want.
Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer / Created by Pat Brady:
...and I could get the hell away from my annoying wife and idiot kid for a few precious minutes each day.
Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich:
...What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Last Kiss by John Lustig:
that's right, I am different, Biff--I KNOW you're a whiny loser!
It's All About You by Tony Murphy:
..except for that weekend I went out for drinks with Larry on Friday night and he slipped me a rufinol cocktail and I woke up Sunday night in an alley---I shudder to imagine, but I got caught up on my rest for sure!.
3 comments:
Reinterpreting the comics is always fun. XD The problem is, I can't do it without including murder somehow.
(Unrelated, but Captcha is asking me to type "decapitating". O_O)
I feel the same...I had to go back and re-write a few times because I knew I had crossed the line of decency a few times. :D
Of course, now I'm kicking myself not for encouraging the readers to add their own captions in the comments...SMH
Uh, Ziggy, the pantsless creep...um, his right foot is a couple of inches longer than his left, right? That's what I'm seeing in that cartoon?
Please?
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