Retarded Dinosaurs are Bad at Math
Today's batch actually includes some comics that made me laugh because they were, get this, funny.
But, there's also a few that I just have to rag on. There's so many comics out there, it's hard to know which ones you should make fun of and which ones you should just ignore and hope it vanishes into obscurity. It makes me wonder sometimes if sites like this are keeping some comics alive when they really should be taken out back and shot.
However, if you want, there's totally a new comic up over at Carafe (which today, I will just link to instead of integrating it into my review... gotta keep it fresh)!
Aside from this mom going waaaaay overboard in the last panel, that kid is totally right. He's simply learning from the greatest wealth of knowledge on the Internet: Wikipedia.
See, this one is funny because there's a cow in the kid's living room, and that old man was trying to convince him that it was a bad idea. That kid, although VERY awkward looking, is awesome.
Okay, so I laughed pretty good at this one. It's funny. Deal with it. That crazy guy is going to murder you someday, so laugh at this now.
I didn't necessarily want to draw undue attention to this stupid comic, but let's be honest, people really must think this is funny. You know, like, older people maybe? I'm not sure. All I know is that there's a ton of commercials about this same thing, but I don't find it all that crazy or funny. Most people would be like, "Didn't you read my Facebook?" "My tweet about dinner?" But, the fact of the matter is that this comic is just about two incredibly lazy people and lord knows it took that woman a decade to type that darned text message anyway when it probably took her two steps to be in the living room. Besides, what is it? Odorless food? Gosh, when dinner is ready at my house, I'm ready to eat, not waiting around for someone to tell me it's ready. I'm nearly shoving my wife out of the way to get to the food. Maybe that's just me...
When I first saw this, all I could hope for was for this dinosaur to be retarded. That's why he got a D on a math test. He can't do math. He's a dinosaur, very similar to a book I just made called, My Friend Terrence the T-Rex. But, then I read all the way to the end, and found that his conclusion was equally as funny. It's always good to throw in a Family Circus jab, but I still think that dinosaur has a mental deficiency.
How in the world could that be "in a good way"? Ever. On any planet? Someone help me understand why the dad had to say one more thing. The bit about the coupon book was humorous, but the dad just kind of screwed up the punchline by saying something idiotic. And not in a good way.
The end.
3 comments:
that's not Jeremy's dad, that Jeremy's friend Hector. this is a key fact when determining the humorousness of the punchline as Hector is the same age as Jeremy and therefore unable to procure a vehicle of any substantial worth.
nevertheless, the last sentence is unnecessary and only detracts from what little comedic value there is in this strip.
Well, that explains the weird hair, which bothered me, but I chose to ignore.
It could be in a "good way", like, if your car is worth $50,000 and you have $100,000 worth of coupons.
Not that I'm defending this strip or anything.
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