The Government Still Demands You To Read This

Today you get something a little different than what I usually offer. Instead of going off on tangents and spewing some garbage that I don't even understand, I'm going to offer different lines to the comics. While not original, it is different from my usual fare. Enjoy.

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Bizzaro 7/22/09

"The problem with having sex with the same person more than twice."



Loose Parts 7/22/09

"Get a real job."


Another good one:

"I had sex with your wife."




The Flying McCoys 7/22/09

"Wait here, I'm going to go rape that man/lion."

"What? Look at him. He's asking for it."



Bottomliners 7/22/09

"Has anyone else noticed that the boardroom is being swallowed by the void?"



The Duplex 7/22/09

"How did this roof get so smooth? And why is it painted pink?"



Bound and Gagged 7/22/09

"My HMO didn't know how to treat my gigantism so he cut off half my arms and put bolts in my neck."



Animal Crackers 7/22/09

"Do you mind if I use your eyes as my bait?"



9 to 5 7/22/09

"I need more convincing acting when you fake your orgasms."