What the Hell is Wrong with People?

So today I was looking at my traffic tracker for the website and someone found their way here by searching for "bryce+baker the douche". I have no idea why someone was searching for that particular combination of words, but I suddenly feel much more self conscious.

The Pajama Diaries 3/11/09

So I had a conversation with my wife earlier this week where she pointed out that I often play dumb when talking about comics and how that isn't really very funny. For an example we can use this comic right here. My joke was going to be "God I'd hate to be her kids on Friday. Money tastes like crap and I always choke on nickles and dimes." I don't really think she is going to feed her kids the money, the gimmick is that the actual joke is obvious and bad. Thus I intentionally misinterpret the punchline and make a new joke out of my misunderstanding. I saw this today and was reminded of the past conversation and I decided to put it up to my readers. There is a new poll posted where you can vote on if you enjoy my misunderstanding jokes. If enough people say they don't like them then I wont do them any more!


Cul de Sac 3/11/09

Leave it to Dill to put a positive spin on these tough economic times we're going through.


Minimum Security 3/11/09

Check out this guy in the ass-less taco suit! It's not that his ass is exposed, it is that the taco has no bottom. God, who would want a lettuce and tomato taco? I don't let anybody get away with lazy drawing or humor! I am the comic strip sheriff!


Off the Mark 3/11/09

Most people don't pee in short, quick bursts, which is the way people throw darts. If you wanted to throw darts like most people pee, you'd probably have to start from a lot farther away and just run at the board with a big spear until you ran in to it.


The Doozies 3/11/09

That's no egg. That bird left them a giant oval shit. Gross! I mean they did call the bird a "he" and male birds don't lay eggs. BIOLOGY 101 BITCHES.


Yenny 3/11/09

Is this what prisons are like in Puerto Rico? I'm usually a huge fan of Yenny - mostly because of the flesh buffet on display, but when you draw the prison bars 4 feet apart I've got to say something.