And Now We Go To The News Desk for This Important News...

That's right, important news. So important that you'll forget what you were doing and run home to your loved ones, assuming that you have any.

Ok, so it's not that important, but at least one of the stories should leave you feeling cold and disturbed.



From 3/9/09:
Marmaduke: The Movie
Be afraid, be very afraid. Fox, that luminary of movie studios, is making a feature-film based on Marmaduke. That's right, an entire movie about Marmaduke. While it hasn't been decided if the movie will be animated, live-action, or a mixture, one thing is certain: this will be the worst movie made in the last 15 years. I say 15 because I have little knowledge of terrible movies going any farther back.


From 3/6/09:
Holy Ass-Crackers!
Joe Mathlete, of Marmaduke Explained fame, is back! That's right, since last Friday Joe has been explaining Marmaduke for the first time in over 6 months. Some of you may know that I have my own Marmaduke Explained, well ol' Joe even contacted me about it. He was very gracious in accepting that I have stolen his idea and has stated that he will continue to explain Marmaduke for the foreseeable future. I'm so excited that I just can't hide it!

That's the news for this week. Please don't be depressed about the Marmaduke movie. I'm sure that someone will stop it from ever seeing release. Won't they?


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