Whole Lot of Butts

Overcompensating 3/9/09

My wife, the wonderful woman that she is, will often ask me why certain body parts are the way that they are. I now have an excellent answer for her! I also have a question for you Mr. Jeffrey Rowland. Where would be a better spot for poop to come out?


Rose is Rose 3/10/09

I thought we covered this yesterday! There is no such thing as a lima bean quesadilla, even Google says they don't exist! It doesn't exist because that would be one of the worst food combinations possible. Why don't you go lean against your "I'm a little bitch who can't deal with reality" tree.


Jump Start 3/10/09

Better question: would it be a little gay? Stella? I am gonna go with yes but I'm no expert.


Cow and Boy 3/10/09

Best bad breath description ever! You know how you won't notice something until someone points it out to you and then it is all you can see from then on? Cow has GIANT nostrils.


The Dinette Set 3/10/09

Even though it is basically a garbage strip every day, there are still usually random entertaining phrases in the background in the Dinette Set. .69 cent Pork Butt could and should have been the whole punch line for today's panel. Mmmmmm pork butt!