#301-A Saturday Session
Welcome one and all to another edition of the Weekly Comics Review only on Saturday. We have as many comics today as Bryce posted all week, so be prepared.
Blondie 3/25/09
When was this written? It must be 5 years ago. Well, I guess it could have been written last week and this is the futile attempt of a comic strip trying to be modern.
They might as well have said "Mr. Bumsted is totally rad and tubular".
That might have been more funny.
Beetle Bailey 3/24/09
Beetle looks like he is going to puke. Is that a racing strategy? Puke at the starting line so all your opponents are grossed out and you can win easily.
At least it wasn't another joke about how the Army has a rigid command system.
What the Duck 3/24/09
This is exactly how it goes. We slave away, doing quality work and then some jackass comes in with his retarded picture of a cat sleeping (or something equally dumb) and it's the biggest thing since StarWars Kid.
What I'm getting at is that you should go click on the button that says donate. It's right over on the side bar. On your left. No, your other left, stupid. There you go, now click donate $10,000. You don't have $10,000? Well, go find it, we'll wait for you.
I'm sick of waiting, on to the other comics.
Chuckle Bros 3/23/09
This is the dumbest word play I have ever seen. Chuckle Bros receives a D-, they avoided a FAIL because of the subtlety.
Phantom 3/23/09
Our compatriot, Mike P, at Meekrat Entertainment has been following this Phantom storyline since it began in the 1700's. I can only imagine his glee when he saw the Croccos jumping off a boat yet again. It is the only thing in the story that isn't completly stupid and boring.
The New Adventures of Queen Victoria 3/23/09
I'm going to ignore the main point of the comic for fear of another backlash. Instead I'm going to draw your attention to the upper-right of the last panel. See what it says?
I agree with the statement 100%. I am over her and if we stop paying attention to her, she might just go away, or do a Playboy shoot or something.
Soup to Nutz 3/24/09
Only if you teach him to drink a lot.
Or if you teach him to play Beer Pong.
That's all folks. No Webcomic of the Week because I was too busy to compile a review this week. Sorry, but you'll have to deal with it.
2 comments:
so did Bumstead think they were saying that he was evil diseased? like infested with evil? that sounds so awe inspiring that I'd have gotten like a sick sort of self esteem boost from it.
I think Beetle is emulating Rorschach, who must be his hero. like Rorschach, he never compromises, or works, or has anything to do with women.
I bet Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, and Ghost of Kurt Cobain are in a support group together
You know what's especially stupid and boring about this Phantom story line? That the fucking reptile men are wearing loin clothes. I mean, c'mon, they're fucking reptiles! They have cloacas, there's nothing for us to see anyway.
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