Toast and tweets.

Arkholt is back with more comic blurbs, guaranteed to amuse and excite!

Todd the Dinosaur:

The kids obviously only need half a day in order to get so smart.  The juice breaks and nap times are the key, of course.  Kids don't learn as much in higher grades because they don't get them.  We ought to institute juice breaks and nap times for all grades.  I'm writing my senator.

Bizarro:

Have you ever considered trimming it for me as long as you're up there?

Pardon My Planet:

I prefer peanut butter and jelly commandments, myself.  I put butter on my Jesus and Virgin Mary toast.

Candorville:

 
Maybe it's just me, but this seems a bit lazy.  It's kind of interesting when it's done once, but when it's done over and over again it just seems silly.  There's already a TV sitcom about somebody's tweets.  We don't need a comic strip based on it.  Mr. Bell, please try harder next time.