The nick of time
Some days, you just don't feel like doing anything on the Internet. Today was one of those days, but here I am, with an hour and fifteen minutes to spare.
My Cage, 9/17/09
I really like how determined and serious everyone is the second panel is, as well as how quickly things seem to be escalating. Going from Child Protective Services to exorcists in less than a minute is quite a feat.
Brevity, 09/17/09
Why is the robot doing that? In fact, why are either one of them doing that? They could just get a signpost to do the same job and they wouldn't risk starting a human/robot war.
Off the Mark, 09/17/09
Speaking of human/robot relations, it's Futurama! Also, Monsters Inc, but that's not really all that exciting. My only question about this is where's Leela's nose?
Compu-Toon, 09/17/09
At least it would be if they actually blocked anything out. Those are primarily for blocking out things in the peripheral vision, after all.
Marmaduke, 09/17/09
Isn't Marmaduke's doghouse supposed to be like, a hundred times better than any simple human abode anyway? What's the purpose of busting curfew if you're just going to go next door and hang out with the old guy who lives there? Furthermore, what's it with neighborhood rascals and old men living next door? Both Marmaduke and Dennis the Menace are obsessed with their elderly male neighbors, after all. It's a bit weird.
Pluggers, 09/17/09
Pluggers should have known better than to blow all their money on Beanie Babies. They should have known that Pokemon cards were the way to go, because Pokemon is still spiffy keen.
Rubes, 09/17/09
I get the joke here, but did they really have to draw tiny snail boobs on that snail? Aren't snails hermaphroditic anyway?
Ted Rall, 09/17/09
I don't think this is a real thing, despite this being a political cartoon, but if it is I'll settle for some cheap used car.
3 comments:
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Oh no, poachers have harvested Leela's human horn! Yes, the creator of Off The Mark appears to be making a random reference to the episode "Spanish Fry." Perhaps Mike Wazowski's reason for seeming so turned on by Leela is because he himself used her nose as an aphrodesiac, which is gross. Or perhaps the cartoonist just forgot to draw a nose on her.
People holding signs on the side of the street aren't an uncommon sight around here. I believe it lets them get around local rules and laws forbidden posting of signs. Liquidators closing have been doing it for years. More recently as the economy has been getting tighter, local businesses have made employees not doing anything else do it; I see oil change places and pizza places do it.
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