Single Panel Madness

The Flying McCoys 9/16/09

A fart joke? Really? And why are those three guys all close together and away from the one guy? Is he naked or something? That would be awkward.

Nude and farting in a tub of water with other men. Gives me the willys.

Still not as awkward as this.



The Quigmans 9/16/09

That's not a personal pan pizza. That's a regular pizza. Probably an extra-large from the looks of it.

What's the difference you might ask? Well, a personal pan pizza is generally small and designed for one person to eat it quite easily. The pizza depicted would not qualify as a personal pizza because most human beings would not be able to comfortably eat the entire thing.

Also, you can't replace a relationship with a person with a food item. Believe me, I've tried. The logistics just don't work.



The Last Kiss 9/16/09

To be fair, you can't really tell that soon anyway.

And what kind of family keeps track of that? A pretty fucked up one if you ask me, and you did because I'm the only one here.