Another Number Ending In Two Zeros
Welcome to Tuesday. Today is special. Do you know why? Because it's another milestone! This is the 400th post of the Daily Comics Review.
While it isn't incredibly impressive, it is remarkable considering all the problems of late. Several writers are MIA and a few others are out of comission due to life concerns.
But there is hope! Later this week a very special contributer will be joining me. You might have heard of him, or at least his own comic blog. That's right, non other than Mike P of Meekrat Entertainment (AKA The Amazing Spider-Blog) will be taking a few days to keep me from insanity.
Enjoy the supersized comics review.
Graffiti 7/7/09
Somebody please kill me now. I don't care how you do it, just be quick about it.
F Minus 7/7/09
How did that guy get a clipper on the plane? Did he smuggle it in inside his ass? That's a lot to go through just to clip your toenails on a plane.
Also, is the joke about how annoying the guy is or is it about how scary nail clippers are or is it about how ridiculous it is that you can't bring nail clippers on planes?
Cow & Boy 7/7/09
I see what Boy is talking about, but I think he could have gotten a better mashup of Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook. Something like MyFaceTer. Or Twpacebook. Those are harder to understand, but are more creative than Tweet-Face-Space.
One day we will all be Twpacebooking.
Andy Capp 7/7/09
I realize this is an old, old strip, but is it really necessary to keep the headscarf on all the time? She's in a jogging suit for christ's sake. And wouldn't the scarf just get in the way of trying to jog? Unless you had it tied extremely tight, I'm pretty sure it would fly off. Unless you jog really, really slowly.
Home and Away 7/7/09
Why can't you show a female a magazine that sells female undergarments? I realize that it is a young female, but there is no reason to keep a VS catalog away from her. She's going to start learning about way worse things than bras and panties pretty soon, if she hasn't already. Why didn't they just make it a young male? Then it would make sense.
Dick Tracy 7/7/09
Yes, thank you Dick. You saved my business that exploits the poor and stupid from someone else that was exploiting the poor and stupid. Now all the money is MINE!!!!
Loose Parts 7/7/09
This just seems mean. You shouldn't make fun of someone that can never leave the house to defend themselves.
Also, what would the awards even be for? Most weight gained?
Frog Applause 7/7/09
I know, I know, I'm getting repetitive. But this is another case of not being creative enought with your madeup names. Why spell out all of catapult, but not spell all of spork or spoon? Sporfoonapult would be much better.
Also, if it's a catapult, why do you stab with it? It should be launching things.
3 comments:
I'm supposed to be KEEPING you from insanity? I'll have to change up my game-plan, then...
Frog Applause and Grafitti only prove to me that you can be consistently not funny and not clever and STILL get a syndicated comic published and make some money. As far as the toe-nail clippers go, I got tackled by security trying to bring a bottle of water on the plane. 'Mr. Clippers' certainly smuggled then on-board in his ass. I will do the same with my 16oz bottle of water next flight.
"Excuse me, miss...would you like a sip of my water?"
That spoon/fork already has a name. It's called a spork. Which is far more creative than sporfoon. Jesus.
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