Ikea Pizza

F Minus

What an ugly, motley crew of children.  If I were this guy I'd try to return more than just the extra one.

Birdbrains

The giant stone buttocks are disturbing enough—are the butt-warts really necessary?

Freshly Squeezed

Seriously, the Padres?  They're the worst team in their division!  And the 2nd worst team in all of baseball!  Looks like Irv's mind is fading along with his hearing.

Home and Away

I like the idea of calling home assembled pizza "Ikea Pizza."  It's very apt.  I personally enjoy Ikea salad and Ikea pasta.

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Ventriloquists are Weird

Peter here again, bringing you comics review for Wednesday!

Compu-toon

Is there something I'm not getting here? Or is this just a slice of wild absurdism?

Eek!

Yeah, when your dummy starts talking back to you, probably time to lay off the Red Bull. Also, I'm a bit confused as to why this guy is manically drinking energy drinks alone in his room. Is he prepping for a show the next day? Ventriloquists are an odd sort I guess.

Speaking of ventriloquists...

Brevity

I like the dummy's thought bubble. Though, overall this comic isn't very original. You see the creepy ventriloquist in bad date montages in movies all the time.

Heathcliff

It's a tradeoff... a diet will make a lap less soft, but it should provide more lap space.

Home and Away

That's right, emotional-abusive affairs can be more hurtful than physical ones.

Candorville

No need to call, Lemont—it's just a simple online form you can fill out. Better get on it though, as it'll be a few weeks before you start getting the checks. I don't know if your kid can wait that long.

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Double Standards and Parental Cruelty

Just a few nickpicks here and there today. I didnt really see anything too awful or too good.



Ah double standards. If this was the women complaing the joke would just be that she is a single parent. I doubt they could fit in a threat for divorce.


I dont even care about the lame joke, I'm excited for the Minecraft reference.


I normally really hate this strip but today I think I hate it even more. Theres not even a joke this time. Just these dumb people returned a DVD late. Woopdeedo.


No you dont play favorites, you hate them all equally. Thats why you arnt chewing up your food for them.


I love grumpy old people jokes.

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