Disturbing Relevations from Behind the Comic Scenes
I always wait until after my post to write this little blurb at the top. All I can say today is probably don't show this post to your kids.
Close to Home 4/21/09
Forget the disturbing picture. Forget the fact that if we had this technology, people wouldn't know about it because the government would own it. Forget that this guy has spiders for pupils. Why would book stores do something that would put them out of business? HATE HATE HATE!
Crock 4/21/09
Nevermind the joke here about Crock being an evil leader, apparently he also has a peephole in the mens shower. You might want to check with Stella, but that seems a little gay.
The Flying McCoys 4/21/09
"You push around big balls of shit? Because that is what dung beetles do." Why is Dung Beetle-Man a fat guy with a fro?
Red and Rover 4/21/09
Brian Basset, are you serious? This quote has never been used to illustrate the "friendship" type of love. Every time people are talking about spring and "love" they really mean "fucking". Tomorrow the comic will be "Red, why are you taking that peanut butter in your room with Rover?"
Family Tree 4/21/09
The D in E.D. stand for dysfunction you nut-sack! But I guess if you were to say what it would actually be, E.D.D., then you can't tie a strip about a young high school girl to a bunch of old guys whose dicks don't work any more. HELLO EDITORS? ANYONE HOME?
3 comments:
We at least hope that Dung-Beetle Man has a 'fro. That stuff on his head looks suspiciously like, well, dung.
Too fucking hilarious! I love that bit about the peanut butter. In the author's defense, though, it wasn't a big step to move from incest (the poem, Locksley Hall, is more or less an ode to wanting to bone one's own cousin) to buggery.
Lol on the peanut butter and uhh... on the red and rover strip.
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