You Wouldn't Think Obama Could Look This Bad
Today I'm throwing in a little bit of art in to the mix, just because painting is pretty close to comic strips. At least the crappy painting I am talking about below.
Have you ever seen something so awful? There are a ton of these things and they are all at www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com, which you should go enjoy right now. They have been pretty pounded with traffic today so if the site isn't working just give it a minute and refresh the page.
Funky Winkerbean 3/9/09
Wow this takes me back! It's been a long time since I fell asleep in a class and then woke up with a boner. Good times, good times.
Blondie 3/9/09
The rest of the day's post is trash like this. Jokes that twist reality to fit their own depraved punchline. If you can't think up a joke that works in the real world, please just try again instead of forcing it. There can't be reoccurring user names, but there isn't a website/computer on the earth that doesn't allow different users to have the same password.
B.C. 3/9/09
Oh look! A bird lands on a turtle and apparently his claws are so sharp they go right through his shell? Give me a F'ing break. Whoever took over for Johnny Hart I have a little message for you. YOU SUCK!
Close to Home 3/9/09
When was the Super Bowl? Oh yeah, well over a month ago. I know John McPherson chose football because it's much easier to draw two guys with helmets than, say, people playing basketball or baseball; but you should try to draw sports that are actually currently happening. Unless of course you've been phoning in your strip for years.
4 comments:
love the bitterness!
Ha! I love the fact that, despite the fact that watching football rarely has moments to read lips, he uses it anyway!
I thought the same thing about the password... The guy must never get on the internet. The confusion of old people should not be allowed!
Fucking lame-ass Dagwood authors. It would have been so easy to have him use "PastramiMan" or something like that for the login. I guess that's what you get when your legacy strip is written by 80-year olds.
Oh yeah, and ditto the boner comment. This is possibly the first time ever that FW has been able to eke the slightest hint of an amused chuckle out of me.
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