Fan-Freakin-Tastic Friday Comics Review

Well if you're only going to get two updates from me in a week, one of them better be damn good! Can you tell that I had to restrain myself from putting a swear word in the post title? I'm trying to make this place a little more professional god damn it.

Dick Tracy 2/20/09

In what law enforcement code of conduct handbook would this scenario ever be allowed. "If you know a criminal will be returning to a crime scene, quietly wait without any backup until they arrive. When they enter, spray them in the eyes with whatever the victim has available. If they try to flee immediately apprehend them, unless of course they are trying to escape with the use of a vehicle. In the case of vehicular fleeing, follow behind the car until it crashes. Blame any collateral damage on the chief."


Get Fuzzy 2/19/09

Great, now I've get to get to the lawyers office and update my Will.


Luann 2/19/09

"Guys I just met the President! He said I could be a senator some day! Yeah that was it, I had to cut him off cuz I had a turtle head poking out." That's the kind of story you can tell your grandchildren some day.


Henry 2/19/09

So Henry farts down the railing, farts all through out the house on his way outside, then farts all over the snowman this little kid is trying to build. Am I wrong or is Henry kind of a dick?


Pluggers 2/19/09

Wow, yesterday was a plethora of butt/poo related jokes. Must be something about Thursdays.


Arctic Circle 2/20/09

You may notice I cut this strip down to just two panels from it's original four. That's because it is WAY funnier this way. If you don't already know about pitching tents, do us all a favor and check it out on urban dictionary or something.


Judge Parker 2/19/09

The original

And my own little improvement on the strip. JP is somehow totally insulated from the terrible economic times every one else on earth is going through. Next week they're going to buy a yacht and a new full size house... for their dog.


The Amazing Spider-Man 2/20/09

"We need a real super hero, like The Tow-truck Guy!" Only New Yorkers think it's a hero's responsibility to save them from their own shitty driving. Next week Peter will walk right by some guy in a suit and he'll be all like "Some hero, couldn't even stop me from losing my life savings to that damn African prince."


Scott Meets the Family Circus 2/18/09

I don't usually repost other bloggers work, but SMFC only updates sporadically and is so disarmingly funny I can't help but share it.