Thursday Night and the Mood is Right, for Comics Fashion!

Ah yes, another Thursday is upon us and so is another Cartoon Fashion Review. This particular review will be kind of on the short side because I am like, OMG BUSY!!, but I will mire through as will we all. In this segment, I make a segue between the hilarious webcomic Overcompensating and the hilarious website hotchickswithdouchebags.com. See how I do it below!


Bound and Gagged

This Gentleman will have a lot of explaining to do.

Good news is that Dumb Donald won't get the death penalty. Bad news is its because he's retarded. Unless of course he's in Texas where they put retards in the chair just for fun.

The Grizzwells

I'm going to admit something to you, dear internet. Sometimes I don't understand why Bossman Bryce gives me the comics that he does. These animals aren't wearing clothes, unless that bear is actually John Goodman in a raggidy fur coat. Or, dear god, a furry. However, I refuse to acknowledge that Furries actually exist outside of the lore of the internet and I will hold onto that denial until a time comes where I am forced to concede. And let me tell you, I have a garden hose with very uncomfortable water pressure for any Furries I catch yiffing on my front lawn.


Watch your Head

Maybe you don't get it, weird comic book geek in a cape, maybe the softball jersey didn't tip you off. She's a L-E-S-B-I-A-N. A Daughter of Bilitis. A Sapphic Sodomite. A Friend of Ellen. She likes to "put her mouth" on "Vaginas". It ain't gonna happen man. She's not going to get down with anybody who can't get into the Michigan Women's Music Festival, just let it go. Oh yeah and I hate to break it to you before I go but Wonder Woman's a dyke too.

Overcompensating, 02/17/2009
There are very few things I hate in this world more that frat douches. VERY LITTLE. I would harbor a known serial killer in my basement before I would jump start a frat douche's car, even if he was lost in the desert, miles away from a dance club, parched from not having a drop of Grey Goose cross his lips in 5 days, his orange tan fading before my eyes. I would laugh bitterly in his face and keep driving on to go pick up the bags of lye and the shovel that my friend in the basement had asked me to bring home. One of the many signs of doucheatude, and there are many, is illustrated here by the Brilliant Jeffery Rowland. The sideways hat.

Why? Seriously, why? I haven't seen too many of them completely sideways in a while but more like cocked to the right in an un-comely manner. Usually this is accompanied with a popped collar and a fistful of Rohypnol. Personally I hope this trend doesn't go away because it helps me pick out people to hate without going through the abortive labor of talking to them.

Douche-spotting is best done if you become thoroughly trained in the art. I personally recommend visiting the Center for Advanced Douchetagging, www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Soon you'll be able to spot douches like this...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/05/snoop-dog.html

Or, god help you, this...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/wheatstalks-ii.html

Prepare yourself for the horrors.

G'night Y'all!