Monday Comics to Take Your Soul

So even when there are strips I really like, my goal is going to be to still say something funny and demeaning about them. The people asked for blood and they must be satiated!

Dennis The Menace 9/29/08

That doesn't look like any baseball-sized dent to me, D was rollin around with his gat looking for Joey. That scrub knocked up his girl Margaret.


My Cage 9/29/08

It seems like the person you'd least like to talk to at work is always the one who is searching you out to converse about their boring-ass weekend. If anybody from my work is reading this then it's not you I'm talking about, I swear.


The Other Coast 9/29/08

Consider this my apology to everyone with a fat nest-egg saved up who was hoping to retire soon. This may be the only time being a recent college grad with just a little savings and a steady job is less stressful than being someone with a pension and a hefty 401K.


Pardon My Planet 9/29/08

What an ungrateful bitch.


Retail 9/29/08

Liberator.. liberator... whare do I recognize that from? Google search for "The Liberator" first result: "Liberator Shapes make your fantasy sexual positions a reality. Liberator Shape positions are the modern-day Kama Sutra. Go beyond the average sex toy." www.liberator.com/ no no no not safe for work! Now everybody else knows why I found this otherwise boring strip so entertaining. I know WAY too much about this shit.


Lio 9/29/08

Look it's the first time Lio hasn't been about monsters in 2 months!