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What to do when you can only find one comic to critique on a Tuesday? Turn it over to your readers! Check out the comic Ben below and then leave a comment with your best inspired spite. The best comments will get posted in the actual.... post at the end of the day, resulting in instant fame for the author! Don't be bashful, you know you've always wanted to write about daily comics!
Ben 8/5/08
And the winning comment comes from my own wife! Thanks all for joining in, we'll do this more in the future as long as people keep contributing!
Devon Says "Crocks make me want to kill myself...and everyone else. The only way you can MAYBE get away with calling these fugly shoes "trendy" would be if they are being worn by a four-year old who otherwise refuses to wear shoes at all. Even then, they aren't trendy...they're convenient because it's better to have your child wear fugly feet coverings than try and deal with a four-year old with splinters in their feet. Fuck crocks and the person who invented them. And their family. And friends."
6 comments:
Crocks make me want to kill myself...and everyone else. The only way you can MAYBE get away with calling this fugly shoes "trendy" would be if they are being worn by a four-year old who otherwise refuses to wear shoes at all. Even then, they aren't trendy...they're convenient because it's better to have your child wear fugly feet coverings than try and deal with a four-year old with splinters in their feet. Fuck crocks and the person who invented them. And their family. And friends.
I do get tired of seeing Crocs on everyone's feet, although they would be okay to wear around the pool or for yard work. Not out in public. As for the geezer- it doesn't matter what he wears on his feet- he blew "trendy" to hell and gone just by wearing a plaid shirt tucked into Bermuda shorts, and with black socks on. I hate men who wear long, executive-type socks with shorts! Even worse if they wear sandals with those socks. Crocs can't possibly make that outfit worse than it already is.
What a timely comic strip. Just a couple weeks ago, I read a story in Newsweek about how Crocs were passe and their company's stock was tanking. Now, I realize that your average geezer isn't exactly fashion-forward, but this joke would have worked better about a decade ago. What's next -- a Monica Lewinsky reference?
I wish a real croc would eat this old guy in his crocs. The pop-culture reference was so out of date I thought it was Ziggy for a minute.
Floozie: You'll love this comic strip! It's light and in everyone's comfort zone!
Geriatric: They are so dull...
Floozie: But very politically correct! C'mon give it a try!
Geriatric (reading the strip and attempting his best gap-toothed smile): Well? What do you think?
Floozie: I think you might be able to feature in such a trite crap...
Thanks and Regards,
Ujjwal Dey
http://www.ujjwaldey.com/
Bomb-aye, INDIA.
I'm still loving my Crocs. They're very convenient and comfortable.
Then, again, I'm from Boulder so I'm required to like them.
JZ
Josh Zapin
Zingerding.com, the Internet’s Funny Pages (http://www.zingerding.com)
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