Paying for College

Adam@Home

"...And given that they've probably inherited my physical capabilities, athletic scholarships are also out of the question.  Oh well, I guess I'll have to finance their education with my baby ventriloquism act."

The Argyle Sweater

Ug.  That's three terrible puns in a single panel.  That has to be some kind of record.

Bliss

Okay, it's not a deer, so what is it?  A person?  A bear?  Judging from the kid's expression, perhaps it was his favorite superhero?  We'll never know.  That's Bliss for you.

Broom Hilda

Is Broom Hilda so hard up for compliments that when a cashier merely verifies the painfully obvious (given Hilda's grotesque physical appearance) that she flies broomlessly through the air to plant a kiss on said cashier?  What a wretched life indeed.

Cornered
 
Um... it's called a "deposit."

The Grizzwells

Actually, what's creepy is the lady porcupine's weird boob-lumps.