Death by Paper Cut

Adam@Home

If Adam can't even get off Reddit for the semi-fun act of researching dogs, how does ever get any work done?  Short answer:  he doesn't.

The Argyle Sweater

So a sentient tube of biscuit dough wants to be baked in the oven after he offs himself with a spoon?  Sure, why not?

Baldo

Uh... does anyone else find it a little weird that Cruz is attracted to a remote-controlled robot phallus?

Ben

When I was a kid some of my classmates and I would play this game where we would name a fairly innocuous object, such as a piece of string or a gummy bear, and then try to think of a way this object could be used to kill a person.  "Anything Can Kill You" was the name of this game, I believe.  Anyhow, "paper cut to the neck" was the method by which we determined that a sheet of paper could be wielded with deadly force.  The game is silly and ridiculous of course, but I couldn't help but think of it when I saw the blood squirting out of Ben's neck in the final panel.