Introducing the Hand 'Stache

9 Chickweed Lane

In the absence of dialog in today's 9 Chickweed Lane, I've decided to write in some in the hope of making sense of this strip.  Here goes:

"The man in front of me in line at the post office had a big bushy mustache like this."

"Dear God!!  Not a big bushy mustache?!!!"

"My gravitational pull is suddenly reversed and now I'm floating away!  And it's making me sick!  Urp!"

"Grab my hand!  I've got you... noooooooooooo!"

Hmm... I don't think that helps much.  I suppose I could always check the last week's worth of strips to see what's going on, but I'm probably going to be disappointed.  Whatever relationship drama these two are going through isn't going to top the startling-mustache/floating-away-into-space storyline. 

Betty

Are you gonna stand for that shit, Betty?!  You're getting laid off anyhow, better to go out in a blaze of glory!  You can start by shoving that Danish back your new boss's face.

Big Nate 

Here you go: a comic wherein a sixth-grader casually inquires as to the sex-life of a frumpy, older school teacher.  Enjoy!

Rose is Rose

Don't get angry little bird, in a few days you'll have a fresh squirrel carcass to nibble on.