The Daily Comics Review

Yep, it's Monday.  Hopefully there's some comic blurbs in here that will cheer you up on the depressing beginning of your new week.

Big Nate:
 

Yes, it certainly begins early, doesn't it?  Young boys justify their drawing of scantily clad women by saying "It's my comic book!  I'm gonna be a comic book artist!" Only a small fraction of them actually become comic book artists, and fortunately only a fraction of those draw comics with a number of panels featuring "just one big butt." The majority of them live in Japan.

Wizard of Id:

This is why the rule in golf is to yell "fore" prior to swinging the club, and not after, so that people can look out for the ball and not get hit by it.  In the meantime, the king ought to begin training an army of elite golf soldiers.  I bet they could take out quite a few people.

F-Minus:

Oh, but that IS sheep's clothing.  Don't you know that sheep these days are only wearing the finest designer suits?

Agnes:

Can someone from Eastern Europe tell me if this is a real thing, and if so, if it's actually a popular snack?  It sounds odd, to say the least.  That's just the type of esoteric humor you expect from Agnes.

B.C.:

Awesome.  The wolf became a porcupine.  Hopefully they use the spiky wolf in the future.  It could be highly dangerous, and highly amusing.