Thursday? Whoops!

So apparently it's Thursday. I didn't realize this until I got on the computer an hour or so ago and it told me. Boy, is my face red. Anyway, here's your moderately late but still technically-on-time comic reviews.

Heathcliff, 3/4/10

If you don't want mice in your store, then why would you have a section dedicated to mousewear? Furthermore, why would you have an exterminator to kill your customers? That's a businesss model doomed to failure, if I ever saw one.

Cow and Boy, 3/4/10

I remember seeing "The Core" in theaters, and I'm glad that someone other than me remembers it. It was like a b-movie from the seventies with the production values of a bad movie from the nineties!

Ronaldinho Gaucho, 3/4/10

Note how the fact that the eggs would no doubt be spoiled by now is overlooked. Unless the girl wants a bunch of bad eggs for nefarious purposes, in which case... well, why?

One Big Happy, 3/4/10

I have no idea why that guy is there, but I'm sort of hoping he's just some random guy who sneaks into classrooms while the teacher is away to upset the children. He's met his match with Ruthie, however: she'll not sit silently while such injustices occur.

Girls and Sports, 3/4/10

I hate this comic. For one, why can't he bring any girls over? I can understand if it's because he feels weird about taking girls to his parents' house, but if it's some rule his parents set... why follow it? Two, he's not without a home. He has a home, and while it's not exactly the home he particularly wants at current, he still has a home. There's people out there who'd probably love it if they could just move in with their parents again. Three, trying to use what happened in New Orleans but ignoring the fact that there were thousands of people who really were homeless, and instead focusing on the supposed plight of a sports team who couldn't play in their stadium because, you know, they had offered it up to those same homeless people.

Guy's a stupid jerk, is what I'm saying.

Family Circus, 3/4/10

Finally, here's a comic from 1960. It's "Family Circus", so of course it's not really all that great, but compared to what we've been dealing with for the past few decades, it's not that bad. After all, "Mack the Knife" is a song about a murderous gangster. I doubt the current Dolly even knows what a knife is, let alone any songs about murderers.