Old Hat
Hope you enjoyed the new guy on 'Monday' and Tuesday. Now you're stuck with me and Mike until Sunday. Don't cry, it'll all be over soon.
Home and Away 3/3/10
No, annoying little bitch, it's like you can't go on any vacation ever if your parents don't work. Maybe you don't go somewhere for spring break, but you still get a summer vacation.
If she were my kid the temptation to beat her would be intense. Then it would pass and I'd give her to an orphanage. That'd teach her.
The Doozies 3/3/10
I didn't find this to be funny, but it has a certain amount of truth in it. Subway seems to be almost Starbucksesque these days. In the relatively small city I live in now, there are 2 stand-alone restaurants and another in the Wal-mart. It's getting a little stupid.
How many Subways are there where you live?
Daddy's Home 3/3/10
The Fresh Price was right all those years ago, parents just don't understand. What is it that they don't understand? Why it's this newfangled technology with all it's newness and whatnot.
Clearly the writer doesn't understand either as he only replaced 1 word with the texting version. Maybe he's a parent too!
Bewley 3/3/10
Um...yeah. Why is that supposed to be funny?
Bewley 3/3/10
Um...yeah. Why is that supposed to be funny?
1st problem: A toaster is neither an animal, a vegetable, nor a mineral.
2nd problem: That's not usually how 20 questions is played. In the non-retarded version of 20 questions, you have 20 questions to guess what it is and they can think of anything they want.
3rd problem: They got it on the first question. This means that they probably play this game a lot and that he almost always thinks of a toaster. Making this entirely unfunny.
4th problem: He lied about it in a completely unconvincing way, which is supposed to be the punchline, I guess, but is just another part of the lameness of this entire strip.
10 comments:
Subway count:
Lawrence, KS: 7 + 1 in Wal-Mart
Topeka, KS: 8 + 2 in Wal-Mart
I have a Subway in my ass
I have at least 11 Subways close to me.
Please don't use "retarded" like that. It takes away from readers' enjoyment.
In the "normal" version... whatever.
i'm so sorry to have upset you. you should really avoid the internet if you don't want to see people use the word retarded.
Did someone who likes Blazing Saddles just say not to say "retarded"?
That's retarded.
You guys must not read Savage Love. youre supposed to use Leotarded instead now
That's it. My next post will be titled "Retarded." It just has to be.
I'm defending Bewley, but the "joke" is simply that he got it on the first guess, which is supposed to be difficult to do (hence the 20 questions you get), but is easy, thereby undermining "Dads" ability to pick a game for the flock.
Oh damn, I'm defending it aren't I.
Nevermind.
I meant to say "not" defending.
Oh crap.
I suck.
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