The Express Stops Here
Remember, remember the second of November.
Oh wait, that's a few days away and I'm not English. Well, it is a good idea to remember that it's the second day of November. Only 52 more shopping days until Christmas.
Adam@Home 11/2/09
1. There were likely no beans involved in the making of the coffee Adam is talking about. I mean, they were beans at one point but they were ground and packaged long before they got to Adam.
2. Why would a boss limit your coffee intake? Unless you work at a coffee shop and are drinking all the coffee that's supposed to be for the customers I don't see a problem. Maybe he was peeing all the time from so much liquid stimulant.
Broom Hilda 11/2/09
How the hell do you mess that up? Everybody that understands English knows that express means fast. In order to be fast, you can't be stopping all the time.
Maybe English is her second language. I wonder what her first is?
It's All About You 11/2/09
The tortured logic of an asshole is truly a wonder to behold.
Why doesn't he Facebook or Twitter his sister? Then he could ignore her all the time instead of just when she calls.
Close to Home 11/2/09
This joke is as old as the mattress and as false as the statement "Sarah Palin is a smart person."
I've never understood why this joke is supposed to be funny. I guess it's always fun to laugh at gullible people.
By the way, do you want to buy a bridge?
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E: The "Do You Want to buy a Bridge" link. It's been eight years. Time to update some of those photos.
good lord a mattress tag joke? UGH and the caption beats it over our head too, as if we aren't smart enough to pick up the subtle nuances.
The stupid tag on the mattress is not to be removed except by the purchaser (I guess at one time the manufacturers would ship the mattresses to the stores who would remove the tags and then remove the stuffing and re-stuff them with old bloody rags and used toilet paper). The worst joke in the world.
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