Turkey Baster

I hate Mondays. Now you know and knowing is part of the conflict.


Cornered 9/28/09

"By remembering to be considerate of your cell mate's feelings when you're raping and/or stabbing him for looking at you wrong. It's the little things that make a relationship work."



Nest Heads 9/28/09

Actually, from what I hear it causes drowsiness right from the start of the show because it sucks. But I haven't seen it because I have better things to do. Such as write this stuff.



Bottomliners 9/28/09

This joke is as unoriginal as me pointing out how unoriginal it is.



The Knight Life 9/28/09

Well, she is lying. Blacks and whites haven't magically lived happily ever after since the Emancipation Proclamation. I'm not sure why anyone would even try to teach that; it's wrongness is quite amazing. It took another 100 years after the Civil War to get somewhat equal rights for black people. And there's still a long way to go before whites and blacks live in peace.

In summation: She lie!



Watch Your Head 9/28/09

"Turkey baster thighs"? What the hell does that mean? I've never heard that before, although I am from a Midwestern state and have little interaction with people so I guess this could be something really popular that I don't know about.

Has anybody heard any other crazy things like this?