Manic Monday
Today I tell you why the comic is funny and then tell you why it's not funny.
Today also marks a first appearance of Unstrange Phenomena which proves that just because something is new doesn't mean it's funny.
Also, you almost didn't get this post as Monday is the most evil of days. I hate Mondays almost as much as I hate Garfield.
Also also, Mike P of Meekrat Entertainment did a very nice post on Sunday explaining B.C. You should read it, it's probably right under this post so when you're done just keep scrolling a bit and you'll find it.
Onward, to comics!
Unstrange Phenomena 8/31/09
It's funny because no one would ever want to have 1-D vision as it would make everything look like a line.
Wait that's not funny.
Momma 8/31/09
It's funny because mothers tend to be overprotective of their children even after they are adults and perfectly capable of making their own decisions.
Wait, Momma's son isn't capable of making his own decisions as proven by the fact that he still lives with his mother and isn't in school or employed. So this isn't funny at all, but a cautionary tale of how easily your life could be worse.
Marmaduke 8/31/09
It's funny because Marmaduke is an over-sized dog yet his Owner-Man still plays with him as if he were a regular size dog.
Wait, that's not funny because Marmaduke will just rape you and then feast on your entrails.
Well, that's kind of funny at least.
4 comments:
"Wait, that's not funny because Marmaduke will just rape you and then feast on your entrails."
Joke about Marmaduke killing people is also not funny unless you're reading Comics Curmudgeon.
Who said anything about Marmaduke killing people? xy CLEARLY never said anything about that in his comments.
Marmaduke is going to sodomize owner-man and then tear open his belly and chew on some of his intestines as part of a post-coitus treat.
With modern medical marvels, there is a 35% chance owner-man will survive the ordeal, only to return home and get a fresh "welcome home, Owner-man!" ass-raping.
Speaking of ass-rape, are you able to sit since your date last night?
1. This blog has been ripping off the Marmaduke-kills-people joke for quite a while.
2. My date last night was awesome. Your mom sure can show someone a good time. She says "hi," by the way.
do you really think the Curmudgeon is the only originator of ideas? we do original things and so does he. but i expressly told you in the intro that this was a poor post so you shouldn't be surprised that it sucked.
also, not every Marmaduke joke i do is about him killing and raping.
also also, that was mostly for you Sparky so i'm glad you enjoyed it.
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